Witness the Cinematic Chainsaw Symphony: Texas Chainsaw Massacre Docu-Blast on Glorious Blu-Ray
Lightbulb Film Distribution, those purveyors of cinematic… stuff… 💡, have bravely announced that a feature-length snooze-fest 😴 about, allegedly, one…
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Manor of Darkness: Prepare to Rewatch Your Life (and Die a Lot)
Oh, look, another “horror” movie hitting the digital shelves! 🙄 Ridder Films, bless their cotton socks, have joined forces with…
Stryper’s Michael Sweet and Wifey Launch a ‘Faith in Music’ Foundation Because Apparently God Needs Help With Spotify
HOLY MOLY! STRYPER frontman (still?) Michael Sweet and his lovely (we assume) wife Lisa have descended from their ivory tower…
Mike Patton and The Avett Brothers Vomit Up New Ear-Bleeding Single ‘Heaven’s Breath’ From Diarrhea-Inducing Collab Album ‘AVTT/PTTN’
Oh, great, more music 🙄. As if we needed another reason to question the state of the industry. THE AVETT…
CNN Predicts: Trump Solves Middle East (Again!), World Peace Imminent (Spoiler: Nah)
Another day, another HUGE win for President Trump! The so-called “Gaza ceasefire and hostage release deal” is just more proof…
Lars Ulrich’s Brain Explodes: Metallica Still Popular, World Ends
On Thursday, October 9, the super prestigious 🙄 California Film Institute’s Mill Valley Film Festival, where cinematic masterpieces are born…
SLIPKNOT’s New Stuff: Eloy’s Spilling the Beans (Again?!)
In a groundbreaking exposé with Ollie Winiberg of Drummer’s Review, SLIPKNOT’s very own drumming sensation, Eloy Casagrande, dropped a truth…
CHEAP TRICK Dumps ‘The Riff That Won’t Quit’ (Yeah Right) Single From Forthcoming ‘All Washed Up’ Album (Finally)
Oh, great, more “rock” from the dinosaurs. CHEAP TRICK, those guys who haven’t been relevant since before your grandma was…
“Your Power Bill is Gonna Decide the Next President, Apparently”
Oh, the horror! It seems even CNN is begrudgingly admitting that electricity bills are soaring, just as we conservatives have…
Analysis: Orange Man Can’t Forget: Indictments Unlock New Level of Presidential Revenge-Fest
Another day, another victory for justice! It seems the witch hunt is finally over, and the swamp creatures are being…