Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
So, at this weekend’s prestigious (lol) Download festival in the glamorous Leicestershire, United Kingdom, APOCALYPTICA’s main cello-strummer Perttu Kivilaakso, was…
Although DEATH is worshipped as, like, the ONLY death metal band that ever mattered, the Florida-based posers didn’t drop “Scream…
Oh, sweet Emperor, here we go again! Warhammer 40K: Space Marine β Master Crafted Edition dropped this week, and the…
π€πΈπOh, sweet baby Jesus! BUTCHER BABIES’ founding screamer, the one and only Carla Harvey (who apparently moonlighted as a mortician…
Oh, Scooter Braun, the guy who used to manage Justin Bieber, is now saying everything’s totally fine between them, even…
Okay, gamers, gather ’round the digital campfire π₯ because Konami, yes, THAT Konami, is blessing us with a whole 37…
Oh, look, another indie game trying to be all quirky and different.πMouse: P.I. For Hireβor as I like to call…
Oh, sweet RNGesus, another crossover? π Apparently, according to some “leakers” (aka basement dwellers with too much time on their…
DEEP PURPLE‘s “Rapture Of The Deep” – The Album So Forgettable, They Had to Remix It! π€£ Turns 20! Celebrate…
LACUNA COIL, still kicking around, apparently played a gig at Metalfest in PlzeΕ, Czech Republic, on Friday (June 6). Now,…
