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“The Shepherd Code: Road Back” Trailer: Buckle Up for Some Serious Sheep-ishness
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“The Shepherd Code: Road Back” Trailer: Buckle Up for Some Serious Sheep-ishness

FinnSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

M and M Film Productions, bless their cotton socks, have bravely announced that their upcoming crime thriller, The Shepherd Code:…

CANDLEMASS Reunites With MESSIAH MARCOLIN After Two Decades Of Him Probably Just Forgetting The Way To The Stage
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CANDLEMASS Reunites With MESSIAH MARCOLIN After Two Decades Of Him Probably Just Forgetting The Way To The Stage

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE it! CANDLEMASS, those doom metal dinosaurs πŸ¦–, actually managed to wheel out their *former* (and…

PAX West 2025: OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 Preview β€” Prepare to be Mildly Whemed
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PAX West 2025: OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 Preview β€” Prepare to be Mildly Whemed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

OCTOPATH TRAVELER 0 at PAX West 2025 was supposed to be my personal hellπŸ”₯. I mean, turn-based combat? 🀒 But…

Slow Horses Season 5 Trailer: Because Apparently People Still Watch This
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Slow Horses Season 5 Trailer: Because Apparently People Still Watch This

FinnSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

Behold! Apple TV+, desperate for your $9.99/month, just dropped a trailer for season five of Slow Horses, the “critically acclaimed”…

Gamescom 2025: Vampire: The Masquerade β€” Bloodlines 2 Gameplay: Still Not a Complete Disaster, Surprisingly
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Gamescom 2025: Vampire: The Masquerade β€” Bloodlines 2 Gameplay: Still Not a Complete Disaster, Surprisingly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

OMG 😱, has it REALLY been “forever” since we saw Vampire: The Masquerade β€” Bloodlines 2? Like, I’m pretty sure…

Cradle of Filth Minus One Dude: Still Filthy, Still Filthy-ing
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Cradle of Filth Minus One Dude: Still Filthy, Still Filthy-ing

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

CRADLE OF FILTH, those purveyors of symphonic black metal (or whatever Dani Filth is calling it these days), graced Montevideo,…

Helldivers 2 on Xbox? Oh Honey, Bless Your Heart
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Helldivers 2 on Xbox? Oh Honey, Bless Your Heart

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Alright, listen up, you soon-to-be-cannon-fodder! Helldivers 2, the game that’s totally not a thinly veiled satire of fascist regimes, is…

Cracker Barrel Admits New Logo Was a Dumpster Fire, Stock Price Proves It
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Cracker Barrel Admits New Logo Was a Dumpster Fire, Stock Price Proves It

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Oh, the horror! Cracker Barrel, that bastion of American comfort food, tried to pander to the woke mob with a…

Chris Columbus Dumps HBO’s ‘Harry Potter’ Like a Bad Date
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Chris Columbus Dumps HBO’s ‘Harry Potter’ Like a Bad Date

FinnAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Oh, bless his heart. Chris Columbus, the visionary behind such cinematic masterpieces as… well, the first two *Harry Potter* flicks…

Megadouche: Figgis’ Doc on Coppola’s ‘Megalopolis’ Gets a Glorious Garbage Poster
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Megadouche: Figgis’ Doc on Coppola’s ‘Megalopolis’ Gets a Glorious Garbage Poster

FinnAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Oh, honey, buckle up because we’re about to dive into the dumpster fire πŸ”₯ that is Francis Ford Coppola’s “Megalopolis,”…

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