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MaRDA 2026: Where Scientists Gather to Pretend They’re Not in Pajamas
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MaRDA 2026: Where Scientists Gather to Pretend They’re Not in Pajamas

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

MaRDA2026: Living in the Material World Join the elite club of data nerds at MaRDA2026, where AI meets materials science…

“Libraries: The Only Place Where ‘Reduce, Reuse, Regenerate’ Doesn’t Mean ‘Recycle Your Old Textbooks'”
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“Libraries: The Only Place Where ‘Reduce, Reuse, Regenerate’ Doesn’t Mean ‘Recycle Your Old Textbooks'”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 11, 2026

Libraries Go Green: Because Books Aren’t the Only Thing We Need to Share The British Library is hosting a webinar…

Project Hail Mary – Trailer Drops: Earth’s Fate Hangs on a Guy Who Probably Forgot His Keys
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Project Hail Mary – Trailer Drops: Earth’s Fate Hangs on a Guy Who Probably Forgot His Keys

FinnFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

So, here we go again—another sci-fi movie where the sun is dying, and only one guy with a questionable haircut…

Margo’s Got Money Troubles – Watch Michelle Pfeiffer, Elle Fanning, and Nick Offerman in the trailer for the new series from David E. Kelly, because who doesn’t love watching rich people pretend to be broke?
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Margo’s Got Money Troubles – Watch Michelle Pfeiffer, Elle Fanning, and Nick Offerman in the trailer for the new series from David E. Kelly, because who doesn’t love watching rich people pretend to be broke?

FinnFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Move over, “Succession” – Apple TV has found a new way to make you feel better about your crippling student…

Legendary NWOBHM Band MORE Unleashes ‘Spirits Of War’ Single Because Why Not, ‘Destructor’ Album Incoming to Save Your Playlist
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Legendary NWOBHM Band MORE Unleashes ‘Spirits Of War’ Single Because Why Not, ‘Destructor’ Album Incoming to Save Your Playlist

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

Attention, headbangers and vinyl collectors: MORE is back to remind you that they’ve been here all along, probably lifting weights…

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Portugal’s New Strategic Move: Lawyers and Webinars, Because Why Not?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 5, 2026

Portugal is on a roll! 🎰 They’ve been cooking up some serious tax laws to lure in foreign investors. 🇵🇹💰…

Florida’s Iguanas: Not Swinging from Vines, Just Getting Eaten by Everything
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Florida’s Iguanas: Not Swinging from Vines, Just Getting Eaten by Everything

Big ElephantFebruary 1, 2026February 1, 2026

Florida Iguanas Face Frozen Reality, and CNN Blames Climate Change Well, folks, it’s happening again. As temperatures dip below the…

Sam Raimi’s Latest Gore-Splattered Mid-Life Crisis Accidentally Funnier Than Evil Dead 4 Rumors
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Sam Raimi’s Latest Gore-Splattered Mid-Life Crisis Accidentally Funnier Than Evil Dead 4 Rumors

FinnJanuary 26, 2026January 26, 2026

Oh look, it’s another cinematic masterpiece where you can FEEL Sam Raimi sweating onto the lens like a caffeinated gargoyle…

I Love a Rainy Night: Frogs’ Rhythm Proves They’re the Only Ones Who Like This Weather
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I Love a Rainy Night: Frogs’ Rhythm Proves They’re the Only Ones Who Like This Weather

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

Amphibians are apparently staging a massive road-crossing rave in New York on rainy nights 😱. On February 5, 2025, head…

From Fad Diets to Slowing Parkinson’s: The Mediterranean, MIND, and Anti-Inflammatory Trio That Actually Work
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From Fad Diets to Slowing Parkinson’s: The Mediterranean, MIND, and Anti-Inflammatory Trio That Actually Work

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 24, 2026

Welcome to Part 1 of 12: The Foundation of Fuel (and where’s my coffee?). Let’s be real: if you’re relying…

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