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As I Lay Dying or As I Lay Crying? New Lineup, New Single, Same Old Drama
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As I Lay Dying or As I Lay Crying? New Lineup, New Single, Same Old Drama

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

HAHA! 🤣 Metalcore “mainstays” AS I LAY DYING, the band that makes more comebacks than a boomerang on steroids, is…

Zero Lounge: Where the Only Thing Scarier Than the Movies is the Tab
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Zero Lounge: Where the Only Thing Scarier Than the Movies is the Tab

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**Zero Lounge is showcasing utter cinematic masterpieces every Sunday in October! 👻🍸 Prepare for earth-shattering horror (or not) during Happy…

Zero Lounge: Where Nightmares Meet Happy Hour (and Cheap Drinks)
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Zero Lounge: Where Nightmares Meet Happy Hour (and Cheap Drinks)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**Zero Lounge proudly presents: “Horror” Movie Happy Hour!😱🍸 Every Sunday in October. Prepare for cinematic masterpieces like “Halloweentown”🎃.** 📅 Lineup:…

Trump’s MAGA Minions Invade Cities: Feds Gone Wild
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Trump’s MAGA Minions Invade Cities: Feds Gone Wild

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in his quest to Make America Safe Again! Those spineless liberals at CNN…

Rep. Jeffries Weeps: Biden’s White House Ghosted Me Since, Like, Forever Ago
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Rep. Jeffries Weeps: Biden’s White House Ghosted Me Since, Like, Forever Ago

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 1, 2025

Another day, another Democrat trying to blame our glorious President Trump for their own failures! Representative Lawler, bless his heart,…

Pet Shop Boys to grace Lytham Festival 2026, ensuring ticket touts a hefty profit
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Pet Shop Boys to grace Lytham Festival 2026, ensuring ticket touts a hefty profit

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Prepare yourselves, peasants! Pet Shop Boys, those relics of the 80s, have deigned to grace the stage at Lytham Festival…

Eric Adams Abandons Sinking Ship, Flees NYC Mayoral Race Like a Rat
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Eric Adams Abandons Sinking Ship, Flees NYC Mayoral Race Like a Rat

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Crooked Mayor Adams, buckling under the weight of his own scandals (and maybe a little…

“Scream” (1996): More Like “Snooze” (1996)
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“Scream” (1996): More Like “Snooze” (1996)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

Scream (1996) at Brew Garden! 😱 Prepare for the cinematic masterpiece of jump scares and questionable acting. Bring friends, or…

Disney+ CA: October 2025’s Trash Pile – Prepare for Disappointment
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Disney+ CA: October 2025’s Trash Pile – Prepare for Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Ah, October 2025, that magical time of year when the leaves are falling 🍂, pumpkin spice lattes are flowing ☕,…

Spooktacular: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked by This Documentary About America’s “First” (and Probably Last) Horror Theme Park
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Spooktacular: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked by This Documentary About America’s “First” (and Probably Last) Horror Theme Park

FinnSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Oh, honey, get ready for the most terrifying thing you’ll see all year: a documentary about a theme park.😱 Spooktacular!,…

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