“Primate” Trailer: Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway
Oh, boy! 🙄 Another group of clueless vacationers stumble into a horror movie plot. 🎬 This time, it’s PRIMATE, directed…
Tag: Scream
Behold: Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger Butchers Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’ at Sammy Hagar’s Birthday Kegger
Sammy Hagar’s annual Birthday Bash 🤮🤮🤮 brought a bunch of has-beens, never-weres, and tequila-soaked nobodies to Cabo Wabo Cantina for,…
Cody Balmer Admits He Just Wanted to Roast Some Marshmallows at Shapiro’s Place
Another day, another unhinged leftist attacking our leaders! This time, some ANTIFA-affiliated nutjob named Cody Balmer, armed with gasoline-filled beer…
Union Prez Whines ‘Bout Feds Getting the Boot, Claims It’s, Like, Totally Illegal
Oh, the delicate snowflakes are at it again! These “protesters” clashing with police outside an ICE facility in Illinois? More…
M. Night Shyamalan Ruins the Magic 8 Ball with a TV Show No One Asked For
🤡 A Magic 8 Ball TV show? Oh, honey, the signs point to… maybe? I mean, who asked for…
Scream and Cheese Platter: A Night of Terror (and Gouda) at Bacari’s Crib
**OMG! 🙄** October Movie Nights at Bacari W. Adams, Los Angeles! 🎬 Every week, spooky classics! 👻 Sunday, October 12th:…
SLIPKNOT’s New Stuff: Eloy’s Spilling the Beans (Again?!)
In a groundbreaking exposé with Ollie Winiberg of Drummer’s Review, SLIPKNOT’s very own drumming sensation, Eloy Casagrande, dropped a truth…
Ice Nine Kills Drools Over ’89 Batman, Churns Out Another Generic Track for Clueless Fanboys
ICE NINE KILLS, those maestros of musical mayhem, 🤡 invite you to “dance with the devil in the pale moonlight”…
As I Lay Dying or As I Lay Crying? New Lineup, New Single, Same Old Drama
HAHA! 🤣 Metalcore “mainstays” AS I LAY DYING, the band that makes more comebacks than a boomerang on steroids, is…
Zero Lounge: Where the Only Thing Scarier Than the Movies is the Tab
**Zero Lounge is showcasing utter cinematic masterpieces every Sunday in October! 👻🍸 Prepare for earth-shattering horror (or not) during Happy…