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A Completely Objective and Unbiased Ranking Of The Metroid Series That Will Definitely Not Anger Any Fans Whatsoever
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A Completely Objective and Unbiased Ranking Of The Metroid Series That Will Definitely Not Anger Any Fans Whatsoever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

Welp, 2025 is officially in the rearview mirror, which means we’ve somehow survived another trip around the sun without the…

Teacher tells court she saw officer basically ‘clock in and clock out’ during Uvalde school massacre while kids were dying
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Teacher tells court she saw officer basically ‘clock in and clock out’ during Uvalde school massacre while kids were dying

Big ElephantJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

BLAST FROM THE PAST: Deep State Re-Hashes Uvalde While Ignoring Real Heroes Like Me! Folks, the Fake News CNN is…

Look, The School Shooter Had “ALERT THE TEACHER” On His Damn Checklist And She Survived? | CNN
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Look, The School Shooter Had “ALERT THE TEACHER” On His Damn Checklist And She Survived? | CNN

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

A tragic story in a Texas courtroom is being used to push the usual anti-police narrative, but any true American…

CISA Teaches You How to Dodge Bullets in New Jersey Because Apparently That’s a Thing Now
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CISA Teaches You How to Dodge Bullets in New Jersey Because Apparently That’s a Thing Now

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) is thrilled to offer you a front-row seat to their two-hour Active Shooter…

The Feds Are Investigating Campus Safety After a Mass Shooting Because Apparently That’s the Time to Figure Out Guns Are Bad
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The Feds Are Investigating Campus Safety After a Mass Shooting Because Apparently That’s the Time to Figure Out Guns Are Bad

Big ElephantDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

Woke Ivy League Meltdown: Brown University’s Security is as Soft as Their Marxist Curriculum After Latest Campus Massacre In a…

Former Classmates Recall the Brown Shooter as a Genius-level Jerk We All Couldn’t Stand
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Former Classmates Recall the Brown Shooter as a Genius-level Jerk We All Couldn’t Stand

Big ElephantDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Leftist Ivy League Brainiac Snaps After Years of Being Forced to Pretend His Marxist Professors Were Smart Another day, another…

Ubisoft Declares War on Its Own Players With Wildcards Siege Mode Because Suffering Is the New DLC
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Ubisoft Declares War on Its Own Players With Wildcards Siege Mode Because Suffering Is the New DLC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Rainbow Six Siege is turning 10 and Ubisoft decided to throw a rave with rule changes instead of…

Student’s Olympic Hopeful Dash to Dorm After Hearing ‘Bang’ | CNN
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Student’s Olympic Hopeful Dash to Dorm After Hearing ‘Bang’ | CNN

Big ElephantDecember 14, 2025December 14, 2025

Brown University Meltdown: Leftist Campus Overreacts to “Active Shooter” That Was Just a Guy Eating Poppy Seed Bagel Another day,…

Gods, Death & Reapers Preview: I Survived the Netherworld (and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt)
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Gods, Death & Reapers Preview: I Survived the Netherworld (and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 4, 2025December 4, 2025

🤣 Gods, Death & Reapers, or as I like to call it, “Yet Another Game That’ll Probably Be Abandoned in…

Florida Eviction Party Gets a Tad Too Wild: Deputy Down, Shooter and Friends Feeling Kinda Owchie
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Florida Eviction Party Gets a Tad Too Wild: Deputy Down, Shooter and Friends Feeling Kinda Owchie

Big ElephantNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

Another Day, Another Socialist Snowflake Meltdown! A Florida sheriff’s deputy, a true American hero, was KILLED while serving an eviction…

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