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“Unregulated: A Marcia Belsky Masterpiece (Or Is It?)”
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“Unregulated: A Marcia Belsky Masterpiece (Or Is It?)”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

**DOORS 6:30PM | SHOW 7:30PM Prepare to be amazed! A woman searches for a job in 2045! Corporate deregulation? 🤣…

Flying Tails TV Show: More Like Flailing Fails, Am I Right
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Flying Tails TV Show: More Like Flailing Fails, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 27, 2025

OMG! Prepare for the “Flying Tails Animal Rescue” premiere on PBS in November! 🐶✈️ Before that, catch an EXCLUSIVE screening!…

John 5 Spills the Tea: 3 Guitar Gods Who Didn’t Make Him Change His Mind About Anything, But Sounded Okay
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John 5 Spills the Tea: 3 Guitar Gods Who Didn’t Make Him Change His Mind About Anything, But Sounded Okay

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

In a new interview with Christina Rowatt and Chris Enriquez of the We Wreck Records podcast, some guy named John…

Cape Coral: Prepare for a Night of Hilarious Drunkenness at Rumrunners
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Cape Coral: Prepare for a Night of Hilarious Drunkenness at Rumrunners

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

OMG! 🤣 Rumrunner’s turns into a comedy dumpster! 🤡Talent from MTV, VH1, TMZ Live & Howard Stern (lol😂) will be…

KEVIN SULLIVAN: WRESTLING’S FORGOTTEN SON
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KEVIN SULLIVAN: WRESTLING’S FORGOTTEN SON

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

**OMG! Kevin Sullivan, the LA comedian, is gracing us with his presence! 🙄 He’s famous for astrology jokes and has…

George Portz Traditional Music Fest: Yawn
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George Portz Traditional Music Fest: Yawn

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

OMG!🤡 Another music festival?🙄 George Portz Traditional Music Festival invites you to Festus, Missouri! 🎸🎤 Two days of bluegrass, country,…

ICE! GRAB THAT GUACAMOLE! (And Maybe a Guy)
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ICE! GRAB THAT GUACAMOLE! (And Maybe a Guy)

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Folks, you won’t BELIEVE the latest Deep State theatrics! CNN, (aka the Communist News Network) is clutching their pearls because…

Spooktacular: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked by This Documentary About America’s “First” (and Probably Last) Horror Theme Park
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Spooktacular: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked by This Documentary About America’s “First” (and Probably Last) Horror Theme Park

FinnSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Oh, honey, get ready for the most terrifying thing you’ll see all year: a documentary about a theme park.😱 Spooktacular!,…

Mötley Crüe Throws a Party for 40 Years of ‘Theatre of Pain’ (Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough)
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Mötley Crüe Throws a Party for 40 Years of ‘Theatre of Pain’ (Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

MÖTLEY CRÜE, those geriatrics who somehow haven’t kicked the bucket yet, 👴🏻👵🏻 announced today a “special” 40th-anniversary limited-edition deluxe box…

Dying Fetus in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2025)
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Dying Fetus in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2025

Death metal from Greater Upper Marlboro, Maryland

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