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Sinner and Alcaraz BFFs FOREVER, Tennis World Shudders
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Sinner and Alcaraz BFFs FOREVER, Tennis World Shudders

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Sinner and Alcaraz, or as I like to call them, “The Hair Twins,” are battling for the World No. 1…

The Night Manager: Season 2 – Prepare for More Snoozefests and Plot Twists You Saw Coming
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The Night Manager: Season 2 – Prepare for More Snoozefests and Plot Twists You Saw Coming

FinnNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Okay, folks, buckle up because eight years (!!!) after the “explosive” (πŸ™„) Season One finale, Prime Video and the BBC…

Freddie Mercury’s ‘Mr Bad Guy’ Gets 40th-Anniversary Makeover: Prepare for Peak Camp in December
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Freddie Mercury’s ‘Mr Bad Guy’ Gets 40th-Anniversary Makeover: Prepare for Peak Camp in December

Chord F. DiscordNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 Another reissue? Seriously? πŸ™„ It’s only the 40th anniversary of Freddie Mercury’s “Mr. Bad Guy”! Like, we haven’t…

OMG! Greg Warren Invades Houston’s Riot Comedy Club
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OMG! Greg Warren Invades Houston’s Riot Comedy Club

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 10, 2025

**OMG! Prepare for side-splitting laughter as Greg Warren, “The Champ” (πŸ™„), invades The Riot!** πŸ˜‚ Greg Warren, hailed by some…

BBC’s Brain Drain: Blame Trump, Blame the Moon, Blame Your Annoying Coworker, Just Blame Something
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BBC’s Brain Drain: Blame Trump, Blame the Moon, Blame Your Annoying Coworker, Just Blame Something

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Oh, the BBC’s boss is stepping down? Probably because he couldn’t handle the TRUTH! The swamp runs deep, even across…

N.R.M. in Vilnius, Lithuania (11/07/2025)
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N.R.M. in Vilnius, Lithuania (11/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Rock band from Minsk, Belarus Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Ulcerate in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)
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Ulcerate in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Avant-garde/Technical Death Metal from New Zealand (Ulcerate's gig was cancelled due to the club's poor condition – at one point,…

Spirit Possession in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)
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Spirit Possession in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Black Metal from Portland, Oregon (Sorry for video quality — the light in that shithole called The Pour House Music…

Primeval Well in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)
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Primeval Well in Raleigh, NC (11/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Experimental Folk/Black Metal from Nashville, Tennessee (Sorry for video quality — the light in that shithole called The Pour House…

Zach Roerig Furniture Fetish: Table for One, Please
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Zach Roerig Furniture Fetish: Table for One, Please

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**OMG! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈZach Roerig will grace us on Sunday, Nov 9th (times vary)!** Prepare for selfies (2 ppl max!) & autographs…

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