Jennifer Lawrence Agrees to Return to Hunger Games Reboot Because Apparently Her Bank Account Is Feeling Hungry Too
In a shocking twist that NO ONE saw coming (except everyone with eyes, ears, and a passing familiarity with Hollywood’s…
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Disney and OpenAI Just Made A Deal To Make Sora Into The Next Mickey Mouse
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry (and probably a few existential crises through the animatronic…
Whores. in Charlotte, NC (12/10/2025)
Noise rock/sludge metal from Atlanta, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
King Cackle in Charlotte, NC (12/10/2025)
Dirty Pirate Blues from Charlotte, NC. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Mindvac in Charlotte, NC (12/10/2025)
Metal trio from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Executive Functioning Issues Explained: A Guide for People Who Still Can’t Find Their Keys
🚨 BREAKING: Susan Brooks Finally Cracks the Code on Why Your Kid Can’t Find Their Homework 🚨 📅 Feb 28,…
OCN NI Quality Assurance Training: Where Fun Goes to Be Audited
**Attention all wannabe quality gurus! 🎤✨ OCN NI is offering free Internal Quality Assurance Training—because apparently, someone decided paperwork should…
Families of Static-X’s Wayne Static and Wife Tera Wray ‘Vehemently Protest’ Unauthorized Documentary Shenanigans
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely nobody saw coming (except, you know, everyone with internet access), the families…
Kamala Harris Extends Book Tour to 2026 Because Apparently Even Her Memoir Needs a Second Chance
Kamala Harris announces 2026 book tour extension, now rebranded as ‘How to Lose an Election and Still Get Paid’ –…
KREATOR Declares War on American Sleep Schedules With CARCASS in 2026
GERMAN METAL TITANS KREATOR DESCEND UPON AMERICA LIKE A HORDE OF ENRAGED BAVARIAN WEREWOLVES WITH A NEW ALBUM CALLED ‘KRUSHERS…