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iam8bit’s “20th Anniversary Art Show” in LA: Prepare for Mild Disappointment (Nov 8-9)
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iam8bit’s “20th Anniversary Art Show” in LA: Prepare for Mild Disappointment (Nov 8-9)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! πŸ‘΄ iam8bit, those guys who keep trying to sell you overpriced vinyl and plastic game cases,…

Mamdani Publicly Grovels at Tisch’s Feet, Begging Her for a Job She Probably Doesn’t Want
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Mamdani Publicly Grovels at Tisch’s Feet, Begging Her for a Job She Probably Doesn’t Want

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

NYC is about to get even more woke! This socialist, Mamdani, wants to keep the current police commissioner, Tisch, but…

BIOHAZARD Singer Faceplants, Blames YOU For Lack of Stage Presence
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BIOHAZARD Singer Faceplants, Blames YOU For Lack of Stage Presence

Chord F. DiscordOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

OMG! BIOHAZARD’s Billy Graziadei decided to re-enact a horror movie ON STAGE last night in Montreal! πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Guess he really…

Road to Nowhere: A Legislative Comedy Show
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Road to Nowhere: A Legislative Comedy Show

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

OMG! 😱 Road to the Assembly, a film by Jason Broska (an ISU student? Really?)! Come see how youthful energy…

Maya Sharma’s Improv Class: Prepare to be Underwhelmed (Sundays)
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Maya Sharma’s Improv Class: Prepare to be Underwhelmed (Sundays)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG!** Eris Deep SpaceπŸ‘½is hosting the Improv Level 2 Class show! Instructor Maya Sharma’s students will unleash chaos after 7…

Drag Queen Does Dracula, Still Sucks
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Drag Queen Does Dracula, Still Sucks

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Cynthia Lee Fontaine from RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 10 is gonna be DRACULA at Faces Nightclub on…

Witchy Movie Night (Bring Your Own Broom)
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Witchy Movie Night (Bring Your Own Broom)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**Oh, joy! πŸ™„ Another “must-see” show at baby battista, the bar inside nico’s in Atwater Village! Doors open 15 mins…

SOULFLY Drops New Vid “No Pain = No Power” Featuring Dino Cazares of FEAR FACTORY (Because Apparently They Still Exist)
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SOULFLY Drops New Vid “No Pain = No Power” Featuring Dino Cazares of FEAR FACTORY (Because Apparently They Still Exist)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

🎸🀣 SOULFLY, those lovable metal dinosaurs, have graced us with a music video for “No Pain = No Power” πŸ™„,…

Β«ΠŸΠ΅Ρ‚Π»Ρ ΠŸΡ€ΠΈΡΡ‚Ρ€Π°ΡΡ‚ΠΈΡΒ»/Petlia Pristrastiya in Vilnius, Lithuania (10/24/2025)
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Β«ΠŸΠ΅Ρ‚Π»Ρ ΠŸΡ€ΠΈΡΡ‚Ρ€Π°ΡΡ‚ΠΈΡΒ»/Petlia Pristrastiya in Vilnius, Lithuania (10/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

Belarusian post-punk band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is…

Michael Sweet’s Divine Inspiration: Stryper’s frontman admits he *maybe* prays a little when writing songs
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Michael Sweet’s Divine Inspiration: Stryper’s frontman admits he *maybe* prays a little when writing songs

Chord F. DiscordOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

In a recent exclusive with Rock Your Faith Out, Michael Sweet, the supreme commander of STRYPER, was quizzed about how…

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