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Judas Priest Still Kicking (Literally) at 2025 Hellfest: Proof That Metal Gods Don’t Know When to Quit
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Judas Priest Still Kicking (Literally) at 2025 Hellfest: Proof That Metal Gods Don’t Know When to Quit

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

OMG! 😱 ARTE Concert, bless their cotton socks, has dropped the entire JUDAS PRIEST performance from Hellfest 2025. So, if…

L7 Throws Geriatric Punk Party with LUNACHICKS: Prepare for Maximum Mosh Pit Aches
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L7 Throws Geriatric Punk Party with LUNACHICKS: Prepare for Maximum Mosh Pit Aches

Chord F. DiscordJuly 17, 2025July 17, 2025

OMG, L7 is STILL a thing? 🤣 Apparently, these geriatric rockers are throwing themselves a “40th Anniversary Bash” because, let’s…

The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare to Clutch Your Pearls
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare to Clutch Your Pearls

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 17, 2025

**OMG!🤡 Jamie Lever, daughter of THAT Johnny Lever, is gracing San Jose with her comedic “genius” on August 30, 2025!**…

Perry Farrell, Queen of Shade, Claps Back with Lawsuit Against Jane’s Addiction After They Try It
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Perry Farrell, Queen of Shade, Claps Back with Lawsuit Against Jane’s Addiction After They Try It

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

According to those paragons of journalistic integrity at Variety, Perry Farrell, the man who brought you Lollapalooza (and possibly VD),…

Pantera Dusts Off Grandma’s Attic: “New” Oldies for “Heaviest Tour (Maybe)” Kickoff in Burgettstown, PA
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Pantera Dusts Off Grandma’s Attic: “New” Oldies for “Heaviest Tour (Maybe)” Kickoff in Burgettstown, PA

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

PANTERA (or should we say “Pantera”?) 🙄 kicked off “The Heaviest Tour Of The Summer” Tuesday night (July 15) at…

Obama’s “Touch and Go” Marriage: More Like “Crash and Burn,” Am I Right
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Obama’s “Touch and Go” Marriage: More Like “Crash and Burn,” Am I Right

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Oh, the Obamas are still trying to convince us they’re the perfect couple? After years of pushing their woke agenda,…

‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for Disappointment
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‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for Disappointment

FinnJuly 16, 2025July 16, 2025

Okay, so like, apparently some people are still obsessed with Stranger Things? 🙄 Get ready, kiddos, because the final season…

SOiL to FINALLY Bless Our Ears with New Tunes…in 2025 LOL
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SOiL to FINALLY Bless Our Ears with New Tunes…in 2025 LOL

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Chicago’s cutting-edge Rebel Radio 92.5 FM, SOIL bassist and supreme overlord Tim King, blessed us…

‘Harry Potter’ Shows Off Discount Hagrid From Wish
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‘Harry Potter’ Shows Off Discount Hagrid From Wish

FinnJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

OMG! 🙄 HBO Just Dropped a Hagrid Bomb and the Internet is Officially Imploding! 🔥 Prepare yourselves, Potterheads, because your…

Atomic Heart 2: Electric Boogaloo of Botched Bolshevik Bots and Boomsticks
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Atomic Heart 2: Electric Boogaloo of Botched Bolshevik Bots and Boomsticks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Okay, gamers, listen up! Atomic Heart was like that one weird dream you had after eating too much borscht and…

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