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From Pig Pen to Pompous: Trump’s DC Makeover Attempts
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From Pig Pen to Pompous: Trump’s DC Makeover Attempts

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, the horror! Our glorious leader, President Trump, is actually trying to make Washington D.C. great again! The swamp creatures…

Sharon den Adel Sells Out: From Gothic Goddess to Pop Princess
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Sharon den Adel Sells Out: From Gothic Goddess to Pop Princess

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

In an interview with Paolo Phoenix of Magenta TV at Wacken Open Air, Sharon Den Adel of WITHIN TEMPTATION was…

Brutal stuff at Brutal Assault!
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Brutal stuff at Brutal Assault!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

Brainzzzz! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON (2025 Live Action) | Prepare to Cringe: Outdoor Movie Event
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HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON (2025 Live Action) | Prepare to Cringe: Outdoor Movie Event

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

**OMG! BIGflixx presents Movies Beats & Eats! πŸ™„ FREE movies ALL summer! Cheap snacks, food trucks, & music! Donate so…

At the iconic Abbey Road where The Beatles recorded
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At the iconic Abbey Road where The Beatles recorded

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 15, 2025

Historical place! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a…

PARADISE LOST Unleashes New Single ‘Tyrants Serenade’ – Prepare for the Melancholy Onslaught from ‘Ascension’ Album (As If You Had a Choice)
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PARADISE LOST Unleashes New Single ‘Tyrants Serenade’ – Prepare for the Melancholy Onslaught from ‘Ascension’ Album (As If You Had a Choice)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

PARADISE LOST, those lovable British purveyors of gloom and riffs, have unleashed yet ANOTHER music video for “Tyrants Serenade.” Because,…

4,000+ US Troops Head to Latin America: Is This a Reality Show or a War on Drugs Episode?
Elephant Reads CNN

4,000+ US Troops Head to Latin America: Is This a Reality Show or a War on Drugs Episode?

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Folks, President Trump is not messing around! He’s sending the Marines, the Navy, and even a NUCLEAR SUBMARINE to deal…

DORO Drowns In New Music Video For ‘Warriors Of The Kiddie Pool’
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DORO Drowns In New Music Video For ‘Warriors Of The Kiddie Pool’

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Doro Pesch, the undisputed German metal queen (according to her PR team, at least), has unleashed upon the world the…

“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)
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“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Nintendo Switch 2 (yes, TWO!) is getting ALL the EXCLUSIVES! 🀩 First, we got blessed with Donkey…

Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Too Good for Switch 2, Apparently
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Too Good for Switch 2, Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

🀣 OMG! You guys are NOT gonna BELIEVE this! Call of Duty: Black Ops 7, yes, SEVEN, is coming out,…

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