Obama’s “Touch and Go” Marriage: More Like “Crash and Burn,” Am I Right
Oh, the Obamas are still trying to convince us they’re the perfect couple? After years of pushing their woke agenda,…
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‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for Disappointment
Okay, so like, apparently some people are still obsessed with Stranger Things? ð Get ready, kiddos, because the final season…
SOiL to FINALLY Bless Our Ears with New Tunes…in 2025 LOL
In a groundbreaking interview with Chicago’s cutting-edge Rebel Radio 92.5 FM, SOIL bassist and supreme overlord Tim King, blessed us…
‘Harry Potter’ Shows Off Discount Hagrid From Wish
OMG! ð HBO Just Dropped a Hagrid Bomb and the Internet is Officially Imploding! ðĨ Prepare yourselves, Potterheads, because your…
Atomic Heart 2: Electric Boogaloo of Botched Bolshevik Bots and Boomsticks
Okay, gamers, listen up! Atomic Heart was like that one weird dream you had after eating too much borscht and…
ðĪ HED PE in Gastonia: From Renegade to Retirement ðĶī
ð July 14, Gastonia, North Carolina — once cult (in the “I think I heard of them” sense), Hed PE…
The Cult Announces Tour Dates for North America in October 2025, So Book Your Geriatric Rock Show Tickets Now
Oh, sweet baby Satan, THE CULT, those purveyors of slightly-above-average rock anthems for the tragically unhip, are back! ð They’re…
Rian Johnson Spills the Tea: âKnives Out 3â to Be Even More Extra With “Gothic” Vibes
Finally, some good news! Rian Johnson, the guy who RUINED Star Wars (yeah, I said it ðĪ), says the next…
Aaron Stainthorpe’s Epic Emo Exit From My Dying Bride: Guitarist Throws Shade
In a groundbreaking interview with Metalirium (because who ELSE would care? ð), MY DYING BRIDE guitarist Andrew Craighan spilled the…
Trump throws tantrum at Jay Powell, economy braces for impact
More Fake News from CNN! Apparently, President Trump imposing 30% tariffs on our trading partners and daring to question the…