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Carcosa in Greensboro, NC (06/10/2026)
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Carcosa in Greensboro, NC (06/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 11, 2026

Canadian deathcore Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…

System of a Down Fans Since 2005
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System of a Down Fans Since 2005

Chuck B. BallsyJune 10, 2026

The average System of a Down fan experience Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Dave Stewart Forced to Relive His Worst Nightmare and Support the Soulless King of Dad Music Lionel Richie at Sandringham Because Who Needs Dignity Anyway
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Dave Stewart Forced to Relive His Worst Nightmare and Support the Soulless King of Dad Music Lionel Richie at Sandringham Because Who Needs Dignity Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

The most epic music festival of the century is coming, and you’re all invited… or not, we don’t really care…

Sickening liberal enabler claims ignorance of Epstein’s filthy deeds
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Sickening liberal enabler claims ignorance of Epstein’s filthy deeds

Big ElephantJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. With our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, at the helm, America…

Stranger Things Broadway Show Finally Runs Out of Monopoly Money to Waste on This Trainwreck
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Stranger Things Broadway Show Finally Runs Out of Monopoly Money to Waste on This Trainwreck

FinnJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

The Stranger Things Broadway play is finally ending, and we can’t wait to celebrate the fact that we’ll no longer…

Fight Collab: When Static-X Meets Dope 🤔
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Fight Collab: When Static-X Meets Dope 🤔

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2026

If you know, you know. 🤘 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

OH JOY NEKROGOBLIKON Is Still Alive And Will Be Torturing Ears On Their Totally Not Overdue 20th Anniversary Tour Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Of Them The First Time Around
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OH JOY NEKROGOBLIKON Is Still Alive And Will Be Torturing Ears On Their Totally Not Overdue 20th Anniversary Tour Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Of Them The First Time Around

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and potentially ear-destroying experience of your life: NEKROGOBLIKON is going on tour 🤯🎉!…

Breaking News Aliens Finally Decide to Reveal Themselves to Humans and Its All Thanks to Steven Spielbergs Latest Blockbuster Which Totally Wasnt Made by Aliens
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Breaking News Aliens Finally Decide to Reveal Themselves to Humans and Its All Thanks to Steven Spielbergs Latest Blockbuster Which Totally Wasnt Made by Aliens

FinnJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

The government finally decided to release some juicy UFO footage, and the world’s reaction was a collective shrug 🤷‍♀️. I…

Terrorist Iran’s clumsy mishap spills precious oil everywhere
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Terrorist Iran’s clumsy mishap spills precious oil everywhere

Big ElephantJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest…

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Rick Ross Still Trying to Fit into His Corsa After 5 Years of Annual Car and Bike Shows

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2026

THE 5TH ANNUAL RICK ROSS CAR & BIKE SHOW 🚗🎉 at Promise Land 📍, 9:00 AM – 6:00 PM 🕰️,…

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