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Castle Rat in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)
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Castle Rat in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2026

Doom metal from Brooklyn, New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Castle Rat in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)10:58 PM
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Castle Rat in Charlotte, NC (09/25/2026)10:58 PM

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 26, 2026

Doom metal from Brooklyn, New York Photo: Metalgigs.us Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Xi Visit Ruined By Trump Being Trump Again Obviously
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Xi Visit Ruined By Trump Being Trump Again Obviously

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump spent months plotting ways to impress Xi Jinping,…

Trump’s Observation Deck Ruins Military Funerals with Great Views
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Trump’s Observation Deck Ruins Military Funerals with Great Views

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s proposed triumphal arch, and I have to say, it’s…

CNN Gets Access Back Because Apparently That’s News Now
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CNN Gets Access Back Because Apparently That’s News Now

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the White House, and I have to say,…

Paul Weller’s farewell tour part twelve live album because you needed that
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Paul Weller’s farewell tour part twelve live album because you needed that

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Paul Weller has announced details of In The Shadow Of The Sun, Paul Weller & Band Live & Very Direct,…

Megadeth somehow still relevant plays tiny rooftop show for industry elites
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Megadeth somehow still relevant plays tiny rooftop show for industry elites

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Oh no, you guys, MEGADETH just did a thing and I’m still trying to pick my jaw up from the…

GOP Tries to Fix Healthcare, Because Midterms Are Coming
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GOP Tries to Fix Healthcare, Because Midterms Are Coming

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Senate GOP is in a bit of a pickle, and…

Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial
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Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest TV ad from the White House, I couldn’t…

Trump’s Genius Plan: Give Voters the Opposite of Their Heart’s Desire
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Trump’s Genius Plan: Give Voters the Opposite of Their Heart’s Desire

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to new CNN/SSRS polls, voters are clear about what they…

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