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Trump Still Riding Michigan Man of Year Lie Train
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Trump Still Riding Michigan Man of Year Lie Train

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest claims, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Kohberger Suddenly Remembers He Has Right To Trial
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Kohberger Suddenly Remembers He Has Right To Trial

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bryan Kohberger, the guy who was convicted of stabbing four University of…

Black Metal Supergroup I Performs Between Two Worlds in Full | Fire in the Mountains 2026
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Black Metal Supergroup I Performs Between Two Worlds in Full | Fire in the Mountains 2026

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2026

The black metal supergroup I delivered a rare live performance of their only studio album, Between Two Worlds, played in…

SubRosaat at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
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SubRosaat at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2026

Folk Metal from Salt Lake City, Utah Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

NEUROSIS Finally Replaces Everyone With Better Musicians
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NEUROSIS Finally Replaces Everyone With Better Musicians

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 NEUROSIS is back, and they just played their first…

Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway
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Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a food festival in Seattle, and I’ve got to…

Steve Von Till (Neurosis) Motivational Speech During Enslaved’s Set
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Steve Von Till (Neurosis) Motivational Speech During Enslaved’s Set

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 26, 2026

Wise Words from a Wise Man. Steve Von Till shares a heartfelt message during Enslaved's set at Fire in the…

Greta Van Fleet still a thing somehow
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Greta Van Fleet still a thing somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Greta Van Fleet is playing a super intimate show at Chicago’s…

Judas Priest Still Touring Because You Clearly Haven’t Forgotten Them Yet
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Judas Priest Still Touring Because You Clearly Haven’t Forgotten Them Yet

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Judas Priest kicked off…

Older politicians face youthful challengers in Massachusetts
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Older politicians face youthful challengers in Massachusetts

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Rep. Seth Moulton is throwing his hat into the…

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