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The Ultimate Metalhead Regret
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The Ultimate Metalhead Regret

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2026

Some concerts are worth bending space and time for Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

DC Chokes on Patriotism After Fireworks Display
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DC Chokes on Patriotism After Fireworks Display

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Washington, DC, where the city briefly had the worst…

Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again
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Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again

Chord F. DiscordJuly 5, 2026July 5, 2026

Breaking News: Kerry King’s Solo Band Emerges from Hibernation, World Still Spinning 🌎 I just spilled my beer all over…

Every Headliner Fears This
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Every Headliner Fears This

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2026

Sometimes the opening band leaves everyone wondering who's actually headlining. 🤘 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

Because What Games Need Is Overpriced Concerts Now
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Because What Games Need Is Overpriced Concerts Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Game Science is taking the Black Myth: Wukong show on the…

GODSMACK Still Exists Somehow With New Drummer Mike Mangini
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GODSMACK Still Exists Somehow With New Drummer Mike Mangini

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked by the latest news from the GODSMACK…

KISS Dynasties Unite Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life
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KISS Dynasties Unite Because You Clearly Needed More Simmons In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black jeans because I’m so excited to share this earth-shattering news with…

My Blue Hope in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)
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My Blue Hope in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2026

Indie rock from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Jaguardini in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)
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Jaguardini in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2026

Independent darkwave project from Harrisonburg, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Iioioioii in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)
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Iioioioii in Charlotte, NC (07/03/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 4, 2026

Dark synthpop and electronic music project from Charlotte, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

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