Because We Needed More Capcom Crossover Cash Grabs
The world of Resident Evil has finally jumped the shark, and I couldn’t be more thrilled. Because apparently we haven’t…
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SKILLET To Finally Release Something New Because You’ve All Been Clamoring For More Of The Same Old Stuff In July; ‘Comatose: 20 Years, Still Screaming Tour’ To Launch This Fall Because They Still Can’t Sell Out A Decent Venue
Get ready to scream, folks! 🎸🔊 Christian rockers SKILLET have just announced their explosive new single, “Scream”, and it’s about…
Obama lackey begs Iran for pathetic peace deal somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the magnificent…
Liberal LA Mayor declares emergency over minor warehouse fire obviously
Oh, great, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal propaganda, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved…
Liberal actor whines about Juneteenth being supposedly erased by Trump
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to disparage our great President Donald Trump,…
BEARTOOTH Finally Decides to Release Actual Bulls*** From Their Super Original and Not at All Overhyped ‘Pure Ecstasy’ Album That Will Definitely Change the Face of Music Forever
BEARTOOTH is back with a new single, and it’s all about the “Bullshit” 🤣. The latest track from their upcoming…
BREAKING OZZY OSBOURNE Just Got a Statue and Now He’s Officially More Metal Than Your Entire Existence At Hellfest 2026
Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🤘 A gigantic statue of the one and only Ozzy Osbourne…
JINJER in Charlotte: Sick Entheos Singer, Insane Crystal Lake & Fashion Week Tatiana 🤘👜🔥
JINJER arrived at a sold-out Fillmore Charlotte as part of their North American Duél Tour 2026, but by the end…
Trump genius outsmarts Iran with masterful negotiating skills obviously working perfectly
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the utterly fantastic, totally-not-a-disaster presidency of Donald Trump, the greatest leader…
Liberal Wilmington descends into chaos, 2 shot, what a shock
Oh, joy, oh rapture, it’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still making America great again, despite the…