Industry Stuns With Functional Update Not Driven By Greed
Because what the world really needed was another camera update to make our social media feeds even more unbearable, Insta360…
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Epstein’s loyal minions await payday amidst dwindling estate chaos
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the victims of Jeffrey Epstein have been accusing…
Converse Yanks Ad After Realizing Racism Isn’t a Selling Point
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Converse, the sneaker company, has removed a social media ad that…
RIP Chad Gilbert because you clearly didnt have enough time to perfect your pop punk riffs
Oh no, the pop-punk world is mourning the loss of a legend 🤯! Chad Gilbert, the guitarist of New Found…
Wyoming Embraces Diversity With 17 Stab Wounds To Sikh Truck Driver
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this absolutely horrific attack on a Sikh truck driver in Wyoming, and…
Trump Kicks Out News Outlets He Doesn’t Like Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is claiming he’s “banning” CNN, MS NOW, and…
How To Rob A Bank Because Apparently David Leitch’s Life Was Missing A Felony Charge
Breaking news: a movie about bank robbers is coming out and it’s going to be totally original and not at…
Stray Cat Sparks Heroic Quest In San Bernardino Backyard
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jaina Spagis, a woman who has dedicated her life to rescuing cats in…
Kamala Harris Taking Her Sweet Time Deciding on 2028
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Kamala Harris is keeping everyone waiting on her…
Susie Wiles Beats Cancer Because Even That Can’t Take Her Down
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about White House chief of staff Susie Wiles, who just announced she’s cancer…