Carcass Tour Delayed Because Drummer Has Family That Actually Loves Him
Oh no, the world is ending: Carcass postpones Australian tour due to “family situation” 🌪️. I mean, who needs extreme…
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Coast Guard Plane Takes Unscheduled Vacation Due To Emergency
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US Coast Guard plane that had to make an emergency landing…
ICE Ankle Monitor Apparently More Effective Than Therapy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Pierre Damas Bel, a 20-year-old Haitian immigrant, is…
Trump’s Favorite Gas Station Gets Free Fuel Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the mystery of how Freedom Fuel Network was…
GOP Lawmaker’s Exes Forced to Delete Posts Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about GOP Rep. Max Miller, who’s having a bit of a rough week.…
Wardogs Eats Your Free Time Whole
It’s time to get excited about another game that’s going to consume our lives, and I’m not just saying that…
Gravel Teens somehow landed jobs at OpenAI miraculously
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that the “Gravel Teens” – you know,…
Trump Acquires Enough Oil to Fuel Ego for Centuries
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I’ve got to say, this one’s a doozy.…
Nostalgia Miners Dig Up Another Overplayed Decade For Cheap Thrills
Picture it: your mom just gave you and your sister a homemade haircut with dull kitchen scissors and a Tupperware…
Trump’s Presidential Rankings Are Totally Not Biased At All
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, and this time he’s…