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Denmark to Forbid Teens from Posting Selfies: A Hilarious Overreaction
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Denmark to Forbid Teens from Posting Selfies: A Hilarious Overreaction

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Another country bites the dust, folks! Denmark, once a bastion of freedom (maybe?), is now caving to the woke mob.…

MY DYING BRIDE Finally Kicks Out Vocalist (Who Even Knew He Was Still In the Band?)
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MY DYING BRIDE Finally Kicks Out Vocalist (Who Even Knew He Was Still In the Band?)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

MY DYING BRIDE, the band that makes funerals sound like a rave, has finally decided to ditch their lead singer,…

Burton needs to C. the BELL, announces more talking, again
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Burton needs to C. the BELL, announces more talking, again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Former FEAR FACTORY vocalist, the one and only Burton C. Bell (yes, THAT Burton C. Bell), has graced us with…

Jim Comey’s Epic Faceplant into Trump’s Revenge Circus: A Tragedy in 3 Acts
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Jim Comey’s Epic Faceplant into Trump’s Revenge Circus: A Tragedy in 3 Acts

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Here we go again with the Deep State drama! Turns out, even ex-FBI Director James Comey isn’t immune to President…

“A Mother’s Embrace” – More Like “A Mother’s Enema”: Prepare for the New Brazilian Horror That Will Make You Question All Your Life Choices
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“A Mother’s Embrace” – More Like “A Mother’s Enema”: Prepare for the New Brazilian Horror That Will Make You Question All Your Life Choices

FinnOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

This isn’t just another horror flick; it’s a “twisted and original” (because everything else is just a copy, duh 🙄)…

Supreme Court Hilariously Dismisses Laura Loomer’s Epic Social Media Meltdown
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Supreme Court Hilariously Dismisses Laura Loomer’s Epic Social Media Meltdown

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

Oh, the Supreme Court refused to hear Laura Loomer’s case? Shocking! (Not really.) It’s just another example of how the…

CNN: Ammunition Graffiti Exposes Deeply Troubling Motives of People Who Write on Bullets
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CNN: Ammunition Graffiti Exposes Deeply Troubling Motives of People Who Write on Bullets

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! Now they’re scribbling their woke nonsense on bullets before they go out…

Steven Wilson Drools Nonsense: Humans Think They’re, Like, A Big Deal Or Something
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Steven Wilson Drools Nonsense: Humans Think They’re, Like, A Big Deal Or Something

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Six-time 🤪Grammy Award🤪-nominated (but never won, lol) musician, songwriter, and producer Steven Wilson, the guy who peaked in the early…

YouTube coughs up chump change to make Trump go away, lol
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YouTube coughs up chump change to make Trump go away, lol

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Another WIN for your favorite President! The Deep State’s leftist social media cabal is crumbling before our very eyes! They…

Newsom’s Social Media Team Trolls Noem So Hard, CNN Had to Write About It
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Newsom’s Social Media Team Trolls Noem So Hard, CNN Had to Write About It

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Oh, the delicate snowflakes are at it again! Apparently, a tweet from California Governor Gavin Newsom’s office saying “Kristi Noem…

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