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CNN Fact Checks if Charlie Kirk is Actually Dead (Spoiler: He Isn’t, Probably)
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CNN Fact Checks if Charlie Kirk is Actually Dead (Spoiler: He Isn’t, Probably)

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to muddy the waters after the tragic demise of our great patriot, Charlie…

Matt Cameron Reminds Us He’s Still Milking Soundgarden’s Final Recordings With Chris Cornell For All They’re Worth
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Matt Cameron Reminds Us He’s Still Milking Soundgarden’s Final Recordings With Chris Cornell For All They’re Worth

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Lyndsey Parker of Gold Derby and Lyndsanity! with Lyndsey Parker (who even knew that was…

FCC Chair’s Kimmel Crackdown: A Hilarious Hypocrisy Highlight Reel
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FCC Chair’s Kimmel Crackdown: A Hilarious Hypocrisy Highlight Reel

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. Apparently, FCC Chair Brendan Carr is now a villain for daring…

GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)
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GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

GTA 6, slated for release on May 26, 2026 (mark your calendars, folks, it’s gonna be YUGE!πŸ“…), is causing more…

DEICIDE Hires Some Dude From EXMORTUS, World Shrugs
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DEICIDE Hires Some Dude From EXMORTUS, World Shrugs

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Ah, DEICIDE, those Floridian death metal legends πŸ‘΄ who’ve been churning out the same album for, like, 30 years. They’ve…

CNN: OMG! America’s Waiting to See if a Horrific Assassination Will Finally Make Things Interesting
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CNN: OMG! America’s Waiting to See if a Horrific Assassination Will Finally Make Things Interesting

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Well, folks, the liberal media is at it again, twisting the tragic death of conservative icon Charlie Kirk into some…

Airline Employees Grounded for Roasting Charlie Kirk’s Near-Death Experience
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Airline Employees Grounded for Roasting Charlie Kirk’s Near-Death Experience

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Looks like the woke mob at Delta and American Airlines are at it again, suspending employees for daring to question…

Utah Governor’s Kumbaya Campaign Crashes and Burns, Film at 11
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Utah Governor’s Kumbaya Campaign Crashes and Burns, Film at 11

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

Oh, the horror! Another “moderate” Republican, Spencer Cox, is trying to “heal” the nation after the supposed assassination of Charlie…

Disney Forced to Pay for Your Crappy Alice in Wonderland Cosplay: Vegas Edition
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Disney Forced to Pay for Your Crappy Alice in Wonderland Cosplay: Vegas Edition

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 11, 2025

WOW! FREE 9″x12″ PRINTS! 😱 Just SHARE on social media by September 13th. LIKE & FOLLOW on Instagram & Facebook…

FTC politely asks AI girlfriends to spill the tea, seven companies sweating
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FTC politely asks AI girlfriends to spill the tea, seven companies sweating

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Here we go again! The Deep State FTC, still seething from President Trump’s landslide victory, is launching yet another ridiculous…

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