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Jim Comey’s Epic Faceplant into Trump’s Revenge Circus: A Tragedy in 3 Acts
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Jim Comey’s Epic Faceplant into Trump’s Revenge Circus: A Tragedy in 3 Acts

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Here we go again with the Deep State drama! Turns out, even ex-FBI Director James Comey isn’t immune to President…

“A Mother’s Embrace” – More Like “A Mother’s Enema”: Prepare for the New Brazilian Horror That Will Make You Question All Your Life Choices
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“A Mother’s Embrace” – More Like “A Mother’s Enema”: Prepare for the New Brazilian Horror That Will Make You Question All Your Life Choices

FinnOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

This isn’t just another horror flick; it’s a “twisted and original” (because everything else is just a copy, duh 🙄)…

Supreme Court Hilariously Dismisses Laura Loomer’s Epic Social Media Meltdown
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Supreme Court Hilariously Dismisses Laura Loomer’s Epic Social Media Meltdown

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

Oh, the Supreme Court refused to hear Laura Loomer’s case? Shocking! (Not really.) It’s just another example of how the…

CNN: Ammunition Graffiti Exposes Deeply Troubling Motives of People Who Write on Bullets
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CNN: Ammunition Graffiti Exposes Deeply Troubling Motives of People Who Write on Bullets

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! Now they’re scribbling their woke nonsense on bullets before they go out…

Steven Wilson Drools Nonsense: Humans Think They’re, Like, A Big Deal Or Something
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Steven Wilson Drools Nonsense: Humans Think They’re, Like, A Big Deal Or Something

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Six-time 🤪Grammy Award🤪-nominated (but never won, lol) musician, songwriter, and producer Steven Wilson, the guy who peaked in the early…

YouTube coughs up chump change to make Trump go away, lol
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YouTube coughs up chump change to make Trump go away, lol

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Another WIN for your favorite President! The Deep State’s leftist social media cabal is crumbling before our very eyes! They…

Newsom’s Social Media Team Trolls Noem So Hard, CNN Had to Write About It
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Newsom’s Social Media Team Trolls Noem So Hard, CNN Had to Write About It

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Oh, the delicate snowflakes are at it again! Apparently, a tweet from California Governor Gavin Newsom’s office saying “Kristi Noem…

CNN Fact Checks if Charlie Kirk is Actually Dead (Spoiler: He Isn’t, Probably)
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CNN Fact Checks if Charlie Kirk is Actually Dead (Spoiler: He Isn’t, Probably)

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to muddy the waters after the tragic demise of our great patriot, Charlie…

Matt Cameron Reminds Us He’s Still Milking Soundgarden’s Final Recordings With Chris Cornell For All They’re Worth
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Matt Cameron Reminds Us He’s Still Milking Soundgarden’s Final Recordings With Chris Cornell For All They’re Worth

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Lyndsey Parker of Gold Derby and Lyndsanity! with Lyndsey Parker (who even knew that was…

FCC Chair’s Kimmel Crackdown: A Hilarious Hypocrisy Highlight Reel
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FCC Chair’s Kimmel Crackdown: A Hilarious Hypocrisy Highlight Reel

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. Apparently, FCC Chair Brendan Carr is now a villain for daring…

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