The Cult Announces Tour Dates for North America in October 2025, So Book Your Geriatric Rock Show Tickets Now
Oh, sweet baby Satan, THE CULT, those purveyors of slightly-above-average rock anthems for the tragically unhip, are back! π They’re…
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“Bestest” Game Deals (You Won’t Believe!) and How We Get Rich Off Your Addiction
Ah, yes, the glorious world of digital game deals, where your dreams of becoming a digital hoarder come true! π€…
Judas Priest Milks ‘Painkiller’ Anniversary in Poland, Because Originality is Overrated
JUDAS PRIEST, those lovable dinosaurs of heavy metal, graced the Atlas Arena in ΕΓ³dΕΊ, Poland on Monday, July 7. Fan-filmed…
Night at the Museum: More Like Day of the Same Old Crud
Oh, great, another reboot! π Because Hollywood is just overflowing with original ideas, right? 20th Century Studios is apparently so…
PARADISE LOST Drops New Banger ‘Serpent On The Cross’ from ‘Ascension’ Album (Prepare to be Underwhelmed)
Oh great, more doomy dirges from the geriatric goth squad, PARADISE LOST! π Theyβve just dropped a new “music video”…
38 Special Drops ‘Milestone’ After Half-Century of Waiting: Prepare to Be Mildly Impressed
38 SPECIAL, the band so southern they probably deep-fry their guitars πΈ, has decided to grace us with a new…
WE CAME AS ROMANS Announce ‘All Is Beautiful… Because We’re Doomed’ Album, Probably Still Doomed Though, Share ‘Culture Wound’ Single (Prepare for More Wounds)
OMG π±, the metalcore overlords, WE CAME AS ROMANS, are gracing us with their presence AGAIN! Their new album, dramatically…
Another Genius Idea: Jon M. Chu’s Gonna Wreck ‘Hot Wheels’ in Live-Action
Oh, great. Another cinematic masterpiece in the making. π Jon M. Chu, the visionary behind such groundbreaking films as… *checks…
MEGADETH Sumo-Sized Fail: Round 2 of Embarrassment
Oh my god, can you even believe this? MEGADETH, those geriatric thrash metal dudes, are STILL trying to stay relevant…
Scorpions Biopic ‘Wind Of Change’: Prepare to be blown away (by boredom)
OMG! π± A trailer just dropped for Wind Of Change, the Scorpions biopic, filmed at Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden in…