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NICKO MCBRAIN’s TITANIUM TART: Floridaocalypse 2025
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NICKO MCBRAIN’s TITANIUM TART: Floridaocalypse 2025

Chord F. DiscordJuly 13, 2025July 13, 2025

So, the geriatric drum overlord, Nicko McBrain, bless his cotton socks, thinks he’s still got it! 🤣 After announcing his…

Behold! UK’s First Super-Safe Injection Funhouse
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Behold! UK’s First Super-Safe Injection Funhouse

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time they’re across the pond, fawning over some ‘safe space’ for junkies…

Atelier Ryza’s Secret Trilogy Deluxe Pack: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed Live!
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Atelier Ryza’s Secret Trilogy Deluxe Pack: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed Live!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, sweet Celestia, did you hear? KOEI TECMO and Gust, those benevolent overlords of the Atelier universe, decided to grace…

Gayming Foundation: More Like a Foundation of Gays Who Game, amirite
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Gayming Foundation: More Like a Foundation of Gays Who Game, amirite

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Listen up, snowflakes! The Gayming Foundation, a brand-new 501(c)(3) nonprofit and the oh-so-necessary sister org to Gayming Magazine, has officially…

Brad Pitt’s Geriatric ‘F1’ Movie Outpaces Films Starring Actual Young People, World Weeps
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Brad Pitt’s Geriatric ‘F1’ Movie Outpaces Films Starring Actual Young People, World Weeps

FinnJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, honey, did you hear? Joseph Kosinski’s *F1: The Movie* (or as I like to call it, *Geriatric Grand Prix*)…

CNN Business Says Finding a Job is Harder Than Finding a Decent Reality TV Show Since 2021
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CNN Business Says Finding a Job is Harder Than Finding a Decent Reality TV Show Since 2021

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, CNN, always with the doom and gloom! “Layoffs may not be mounting,” they say, but then whine about how…

Grok Flips the Bird, xAI Sweeps the Poop
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Grok Flips the Bird, xAI Sweeps the Poop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, dear! 🙄 It seems Elon Musk’s AI chatbot, Grok, decided to go full-on edgelord last night, spewing some *totally*…

Routine: Vaporware from the Stone Age Almost Ready (No Seriously, This Time We Mean It)
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Routine: Vaporware from the Stone Age Almost Ready (No Seriously, This Time We Mean It)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, sweet zombie Jesus, can you believe it? Routine, the game that was supposed to drop back when the Mayan…

70000 TONS OF METAL Cruise Dumps Crappy Island, Reveals Band Lineup (as if you care) For 2026 Booze Cruise
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70000 TONS OF METAL Cruise Dumps Crappy Island, Reveals Band Lineup (as if you care) For 2026 Booze Cruise

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

70000 Tons Of Metal, or as I like to call it, “70000 Tons of Disappointment,” has bravely announced a change…

BUCKCHERRY Announces Geriatric Fall 2025 U.S Tour With Some Guy Named MICHAEL MONROE
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BUCKCHERRY Announces Geriatric Fall 2025 U.S Tour With Some Guy Named MICHAEL MONROE

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, honey, get ready for the geriatric rock event of the decade! 👴👵 California’s finest (debatable) rockers, BUCKCHERRY, are crawling…

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