Lars Ulrich’s Brain Explodes: Metallica Still Popular, World Ends
On Thursday, October 9, the super prestigious 🙄 California Film Institute’s Mill Valley Film Festival, where cinematic masterpieces are born…
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Troops, Martian Dust Devils, and a Boozy Bar: Riveting CNN News That Will Change Your Life Forever
Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. Let’s dissect this pathetic attempt at news, shall we? Prepare for…
Farming Simulator on Nintendo Switch 2: Because Who Needs Actual Presents?
OMG! 😱 Prepare yourselves, peasants, because the gaming event of the millennium is upon us! Farming Simulator: Signature Edition is…
Ace Frehley Aborts Mission 2025: Blames It On The Space Flu Again
OMG! Ace Frehley, the Spaceman who clearly hasn’t found his way back to Earth 👽, has pulled the plug 🔌…
Is This Place in Africa Really That Quiet or Is CNN Just Trying to Sell Me Something?
More proof that liberals can’t find their way out of a paper bag, folks! These woke wanderers ended up in…
CNN Fact Check: Trump Spouts Utter Nonsense to Military Brass, Shocking No One
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to twist President Trump’s words and make him look bad.…
Fist Up Film Fest: Prepare for Maximum Funk Overload!
16th Annual Fist Up Film Festival 2025 Day Four: We Want The Funk! (Feature Film) Doors 6:30 PM | Screening…
“New Wave Doc: Yawn-Inducing or Actually Rad?”
**OMG! 🙄 Elizabeth Ai, a filmmaker, made a movie about Vietnamese American teens in the 1980s. It’s about identity, loss,…
Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin, Still Alive, Still Dumb, and Still Searching for a Place to Live in ‘Greenland 2: Migration’ Trailer
Oh, sweet! Another disaster movie starring Gerard Butler? 🙄 You know, because the world *totally* needed a sequel to “Greenland.”…
DRONES DISRUPT DENMARK: ARE THEY DELIVERING DANISH PASTRIES OR DOOM
Folks, you won’t BELIEVE what the liberal, globalist lapdogs at CNN are peddling now! “Drones over Danish airports” – sounds…