CALEB SHOMO Boasts He’s Got a Whole ALBUM in His PANTS (Not What You Think)
In a groundbreaking interview with Elwood from the prestigious 95 WIIL Rock radio station, BEARTOOTH’s very own Caleb Shomo, in…
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral
**OMG! 🙄 Jamie Lever, daughter of THAT Jhonny Lever, is gracing The Space at Westbury, NY, on August 30, 2025,…
The Charlatans, bless their cotton socks, are back with *another* album and a UK tour (as if we needed more Charlatans)
“We’re honouring ourselves, our past, feeling that energy and reincarnating it, doing something fresh, brand new” – Tim Burgess (allegedly)…
CNN’s July 14th Extravaganza: 5 Things You Can’t Unknow (No Refunds)
Well, folks, another day, another liberal media freakout! The Grand Canyon Lodge, a historical treasure, is now just a pile…
NICKO MCBRAIN’s TITANIUM TART: Floridaocalypse 2025
So, the geriatric drum overlord, Nicko McBrain, bless his cotton socks, thinks he’s still got it! 🤣 After announcing his…
Behold! UK’s First Super-Safe Injection Funhouse
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time they’re across the pond, fawning over some ‘safe space’ for junkies…
Atelier Ryza’s Secret Trilogy Deluxe Pack: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed Live!
Oh, sweet Celestia, did you hear? KOEI TECMO and Gust, those benevolent overlords of the Atelier universe, decided to grace…
Gayming Foundation: More Like a Foundation of Gays Who Game, amirite
Listen up, snowflakes! The Gayming Foundation, a brand-new 501(c)(3) nonprofit and the oh-so-necessary sister org to Gayming Magazine, has officially…
Brad Pitt’s Geriatric ‘F1’ Movie Outpaces Films Starring Actual Young People, World Weeps
Oh, honey, did you hear? Joseph Kosinski’s *F1: The Movie* (or as I like to call it, *Geriatric Grand Prix*)…
CNN Business Says Finding a Job is Harder Than Finding a Decent Reality TV Show Since 2021
Oh, CNN, always with the doom and gloom! “Layoffs may not be mounting,” they say, but then whine about how…