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Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone
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Pubishers FORCE Football Oversaturation onto Your Phone

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh joy, another way for EA to suck the last bit of cash from our wallets, and we’re just too…

NEUROSIS Finally Replaces Everyone With Better Musicians
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NEUROSIS Finally Replaces Everyone With Better Musicians

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 NEUROSIS is back, and they just played their first…

South Carolina Gets To Decide Everything Again Apparently
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South Carolina Gets To Decide Everything Again Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this Democratic primary battle, and let me tell you,…

Billionaire’s Ex Still Waiting For That AI Money
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Billionaire’s Ex Still Waiting For That AI Money

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest divorce drama in South Korea, and I’ve got to say,…

Trump and Mamdani Unite Over Netanyahu Drama
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Trump and Mamdani Unite Over Netanyahu Drama

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, picking a fight with…

Democrats somehow still arguing over something besides who ate lunch
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Democrats somehow still arguing over something besides who ate lunch

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democrats are having a bit of a…

Trump’s Master Deal Making Skills: Nope, Says America
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Trump’s Master Deal Making Skills: Nope, Says America

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has been trying to sell the Iran war…

Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed to be Anti War
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Democrats Suddenly Remember They’re Supposed to be Anti War

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democrats are having a bit of a…

Dave Mustaine bravely tackles Metallicas Ride The Lightning with vocals that wont shatter glass
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Dave Mustaine bravely tackles Metallicas Ride The Lightning with vocals that wont shatter glass

Chord F. DiscordJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and possibly a few eye-rolls? 🙄 Dave Mustaine, the legendary…

Democrats Somehow Manage To Show Up And Vote This Time Around
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Democrats Somehow Manage To Show Up And Vote This Time Around

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to CNN, this year’s primary turnout is showing that Democrats…

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