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Dino Claims New Guy Sounds Just Like Burton… From Like, Way Back In The Stone Age
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Dino Claims New Guy Sounds Just Like Burton… From Like, Way Back In The Stone Age

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In a recent totally unbiased and not-at-all-paid-for interview with Metalshop TV, FEAR FACTORY’s very own guitar “hero” Dino Cazares graced…

Brucey Boy Finally Remembered How To Play That One Maiden Song After All These Years
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So, Bruce Dickinson, bless his ever-expanding ego, decided to grace North America with his presence for the first time in,…

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