Scarlett Johansson and Miles Teller: Single-Handedly Rescuing Cinema (Probably Not) in ‘Paper Tiger’
OMG, Hollywood’s recycling again! ð Apparently, Anne Hathaway and Jeremy Strong were too busy method-acting their grocery lists to slum…
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Souheila Yacoub to star in ‘Evil Dead Burn,’ because apparently screaming at demons wasn’t traumatizing enough the first time ððĨ
So, apparently, Hollywood hasn’t run out of ideas yet! They’re digging up the ‘Evil Dead’ franchise again, because, let’s face…
Oh great, more celebrities desperately trying to stay relevant at Game Con Canada 2025 ððŪðļ
Alright, gamers, hold onto your Mountain Dew-soaked hats because Game Con Canada is BACK! ð And guess what? They’ve managed…
Oh great, another isekai ð, Crunchyroll’s blessing us with “Onmyo Kaiten Re:Birth Verse” so we can all pretend we’re not tired of the same recycled plot ðī on July 2nd
OMG, Crunchyroll is blessing us with ANOTHER isekai! ð This time it’s called *Onmyo Kaiten Re:Birth Verse* â try saying…
Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! ðĪŠð°ð
OMG! Crunchyroll, the overlords of all things anime (except maybe that *other* site… you know the one ð), have decided…
Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill ðĪ, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive ð
OMG! ðą Jeremy Renner, AKA Hawkeye (the Avenger who brings a bow and arrow to a gun fight ðĪĢ), finally…
Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About ððŋðŽ.
Oh. My. Glob. ð Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has deigned to announce the official air date…
Pet Shop Boys Butcher Tina Turner’s “Hot For You Baby” into a Synth-Pop Sausage ððķðĩ
OMG! ðą Pet Shop Boys, those synth-pop grandpas ðīðĩ, have allegedly “remixed” a “lost” Tina Turner track, *Hot For You…
Oh, great, so the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is scraping the bottom of the barrel again, inducting Bad Company and Soundgarden ððļðĨðī
ðĻ EMERGENCY! ðĻ The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, bless its cotton socks, has announced its 2025 inductees. Hold…
Oh great, get ready for “Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo,” where Tom Hanks fights space pirates on a bus fueled by earnestness and Apple stock options ðððð.
OMG! ðą Tom Hanks, bless his cotton socks, is back for ‘Greyhound 2: Electric Boogaloo’! Because, you know, the first…