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CS2 Update Makes Skins So Cheap, You Can Afford a Real Vacation Now
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CS2 Update Makes Skins So Cheap, You Can Afford a Real Vacation Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Ah, Counter-Strike 2 skins. Those oh-so-precious digital baubles that separate the pros from the noobs (and their wallets from their…

Trump frees ‘narco-terrorists’ – Is this a new reality show pitch
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Trump frees ‘narco-terrorists’ – Is this a new reality show pitch

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Another day, another Deep State conspiracy foiled by our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining about Trump’s efforts to secure…

Nuke Watchdogs to Nap: Brace for Atomic Armageddon (Maybe)
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Nuke Watchdogs to Nap: Brace for Atomic Armageddon (Maybe)

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Oh, the horror! The Libs are at it again, trying to defund our NUCLEAR STOCKPILE! As if we don’t have…

Crunchyroll Announces New BLEACH Mobile Game: Prepare for Disappointment Worldwide
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Crunchyroll Announces New BLEACH Mobile Game: Prepare for Disappointment Worldwide

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

OMG 😱! Did you hear?! Another BLEACH game is coming! Because, you know, we TOTALLY needed another one. 🙄 Crunchyroll,…

Screamer Preview – Prepare for PS1 Graphics and Cars Exploding Like it’s 1995
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Screamer Preview – Prepare for PS1 Graphics and Cars Exploding Like it’s 1995

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Screamer, still gestating in its primordial pre-Alpha ooze, is apparently the kind of racing “experience” that even I, a self-proclaimed…

Jujutsu Kaisen’s Trailer Just Dropped, Promising More Teenage Angst and Eldritch Abominations in the ‘Culling Game’ (Whatever That Is)
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Jujutsu Kaisen’s Trailer Just Dropped, Promising More Teenage Angst and Eldritch Abominations in the ‘Culling Game’ (Whatever That Is)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! JUJUTSU KAISEN: Execution is here to milk your wallets dry with a “movie” that’s basically just…

US Military Kills 3 (Again!) in International Waters, Trump Takes Credit (Obviously)
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US Military Kills 3 (Again!) in International Waters, Trump Takes Credit (Obviously)

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in the ongoing war against the cartels and narcoterrorists poisoning our great nation!…

Tyler Robinson: Kirk Shooting Suspect—We Know Some Stuff, Maybe
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Tyler Robinson: Kirk Shooting Suspect—We Know Some Stuff, Maybe

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint a picture of poor, misunderstood Tyler Robinson,…

Gamescom 2025: Crimson Desert “Preview” – Prepare to be mildly whelmed by this “complex” fantasy snorefest
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Gamescom 2025: Crimson Desert “Preview” – Prepare to be mildly whelmed by this “complex” fantasy snorefest

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

So, I played Pearl Abyss’s Crimson Desert, right? 🙄 And let me tell you, it’s a game that thinks it’s…

Trump Mulls Tweeting Cartels Into Oblivion, Maduro to Blame, Sources (Probably) Say
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Mulls Tweeting Cartels Into Oblivion, Maduro to Blame, Sources (Probably) Say

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 5, 2025

Oh, CNN, always spinning tales of President Trump’s “escalation” against those poor, misunderstood Venezuelan drug cartels! It’s just a “broader…

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