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The Last Caretaker Early Access Preview — Still Loading
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The Last Caretaker Early Access Preview — Still Loading

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

Okay, so I stumbled upon The Last Caretaker, and let me tell you, I had *expectations*. Trailers had me thinking…

MNEMIC Back From The Dead, Claims To Be “Super Excited” (We’ll See About That)
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MNEMIC Back From The Dead, Claims To Be “Super Excited” (We’ll See About That)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

In August 2024, the original lineup of Danish “djent” metal pioneers MNEMIC (yeah, we put “djent” in quotes because let’s…

Lucca Comics & Games: Proving Manga Can Be More Than Just Big Eyes and Explosions Since Forever
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Lucca Comics & Games: Proving Manga Can Be More Than Just Big Eyes and Explosions Since Forever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

So, like, some dude named Tetsuo Hara, who apparently drew some stuff for Fist of the North Star 🌠 (never…

The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)
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The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Ah, Halloween, the one day of the year where you can dress up as your crippling student debt and nobody…

Billy Sheehan Defends David Lee Roth’s Vocals: ‘He’s Still My Hero’ – Maybe Billy Needs a Hearing Aid
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Billy Sheehan Defends David Lee Roth’s Vocals: ‘He’s Still My Hero’ – Maybe Billy Needs a Hearing Aid

Chord F. DiscordOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

During an October 28 appearance on SiriusXM’s “Trunk Nation With Eddie Trunk”, legendary bassist Billy Sheehan, who apparently peaked in…

John Corabi’s Geriatric All-Star Band Tour: Sponsored by Depends
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John Corabi’s Geriatric All-Star Band Tour: Sponsored by Depends

Chord F. DiscordOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Oh, look, it’s John Corabi! 🙄 Yes, the same guy who once fronted MÖTLEY CRÜE for approximately five minutes back…

iam8bit’s “20th Anniversary Art Show” in LA: Prepare for Mild Disappointment (Nov 8-9)
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iam8bit’s “20th Anniversary Art Show” in LA: Prepare for Mild Disappointment (Nov 8-9)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 iam8bit, those guys who keep trying to sell you overpriced vinyl and plastic game cases,…

Kirby Air Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo Finally Confirmed (But Probably Still Sucks)
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Kirby Air Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo Finally Confirmed (But Probably Still Sucks)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🙄 The sequel to the GameCube “classic” (and I use that term loosely, like…

TYPE O NEGATIVE to unleash sonic torture device: ‘We’re still fiddling with knobs’
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TYPE O NEGATIVE to unleash sonic torture device: ‘We’re still fiddling with knobs’

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Oh, honey, get ready for some earth-shattering news! Kenny Hickey, the guitar “genius” from that band your ex-boyfriend wouldn’t shut…

Guitar God JOHN NORUM, Still Alive, Still Signs Deal For Tenth Album No One Asked For
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Guitar God JOHN NORUM, Still Alive, Still Signs Deal For Tenth Album No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

🎸OMG! John Norum, the dude who shreds in EUROPE (you know, that band your mom likes), has signed with Frontiers…

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