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Spirit Airlines Disappears? Good Riddance, Says Everyone (Except Maybe Your Wallet)
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Spirit Airlines Disappears? Good Riddance, Says Everyone (Except Maybe Your Wallet)

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Oh, the horror! Spirit Airlines, that bastion of budget travel, might be going belly up! Can you believe the nerve…

Sharon den Adel Sells Out: From Gothic Goddess to Pop Princess
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Sharon den Adel Sells Out: From Gothic Goddess to Pop Princess

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

In an interview with Paolo Phoenix of Magenta TV at Wacken Open Air, Sharon Den Adel of WITHIN TEMPTATION was…

Review: Suspended Time – More Like Suspended Animation, am I Right
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Review: Suspended Time – More Like Suspended Animation, am I Right

FinnAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, look! Another COVID movie! 🙄 Yes, because we *totally* didn’t have enough of those already. Five years on, and…

MEGADETH Announces Final Album in 2026, Followed by a ‘Farewell’ Tour (Until the Next Reunion, That Is)
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MEGADETH Announces Final Album in 2026, Followed by a ‘Farewell’ Tour (Until the Next Reunion, That Is)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

OMG! 😱 DAVE MUSTAINE, the ginger overlord of MEGADETH, has graced us with his infinite wisdom (or maybe he just…

HP Says They Have New Stuff or Whatever
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HP Says They Have New Stuff or Whatever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, look, it’s that time of year again when HP, bless their corporate hearts, tries to convince us that Fall…

Magic: The Gathering and Avatar: The Last Airbender Crossover: Prepare for Disappointment!
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Magic: The Gathering and Avatar: The Last Airbender Crossover: Prepare for Disappointment!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Oh, honey, hold onto your hats because Wizards of the Coast is at it again! 🙄 Fresh off the heels…

Pride? More like PRIDE-AGANDA! Fantasia Royale Gaga Serves Up Sass and Scrambled Eggs
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Pride? More like PRIDE-AGANDA! Fantasia Royale Gaga Serves Up Sass and Scrambled Eggs

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

OMG! 😱 Dragula’s Fantasia Royale Gaga is gracing Ink N Ivy with her presence! 💅 Get ready for a Pride…

‘Good Boy’: Finally, a Movie That Lets You See the World From a Pooch’s Perspective (Probably Full of Squirrels and Fire Hydrants)
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‘Good Boy’: Finally, a Movie That Lets You See the World From a Pooch’s Perspective (Probably Full of Squirrels and Fire Hydrants)

FinnAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Oh, no, not another movie where we have to Google “Does the dog die?” 🙄 Seriously, people, toughen up! If…

Fear Factory’s New Singer Somehow Convinced He’s Not Dreaming
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Fear Factory’s New Singer Somehow Convinced He’s Not Dreaming

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

In an interview with the Mike James Rock Show 🎤 (because who else would care?), FEAR FACTORY’s new singer Milo…

War? What War? Trump and Putin to Finally Decide Who’s the Real Boss
Elephant Reads CNN

War? What War? Trump and Putin to Finally Decide Who’s the Real Boss

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Oh, the horror! Russia’s at it again, trying to “split and cut off” some Ukrainian city with a whopping 2,000…

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