John 5 Spills the Tea: 3 Guitar Gods Who Didn’t Make Him Change His Mind About Anything, But Sounded Okay
In a new interview with Christina Rowatt and Chris Enriquez of the We Wreck Records podcast, some guy named John…
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Mötley Crüe Throws a Party for 40 Years of ‘Theatre of Pain’ (Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough)
MÖTLEY CRÜE, those geriatrics who somehow haven’t kicked the bucket yet, 👴🏻👵🏻 announced today a “special” 40th-anniversary limited-edition deluxe box…
Tom Keifer Reveals the Mind-Blowing Secret to Success: Simply Refuse to Quit
In a recent, earth-shattering 🤯 interview with Deanne Coffin (who???), CINDERELLA frontman Tom Keifer, now rebranded as a solo act…
LOL, Alan Greenspan and a Bunch of Other Old Fed Dudes Beg Supreme Court: Please Don’t Fire Lisa Cook
Another day, another Deep State conspiracy! The liberal media (CNN, of course) is hyperventilating because President Trump tried to fire…
Caw! Was That Another Rock Supergroup I Didn’t Ask For
Drawing on what are generously being called “careers” in American rock, HOWL OWL HOWL is a brand-new band with the…
Yakuza Kiwami 3 Announced: Prepare for More Digital Violence and Questionable Fashion Choices
Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! 🤡 Another year, another *totally* unexpected announcement from Ryu Ga Gotoku…
Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Career Enters WWE-Style Cage Match with Broadcast TV’s Decrepit Corpse
Oh, the drama! The liberal elites thought they could silence our beloved President Trump by going after Jimmy Kimmel? Think…
Screamer Preview – Prepare for PS1 Graphics and Cars Exploding Like it’s 1995
Screamer, still gestating in its primordial pre-Alpha ooze, is apparently the kind of racing “experience” that even I, a self-proclaimed…
SCAD AnimationFest 2025: Where K-Pop Stars Battle Demons and Phineas and Ferb Attend (Seriously?)
OMG, SCAD AnimationFest is BACK! 🙄 Get ready for three whole days of… animation? I guess? September 25-27 in Atlanta,…
Joe Lynn Turner to Judge Russia’s ‘Intervision 2025’: Because Eurovision Wasn’t Bad Enough
Folks, hold onto your wigs 👩🦰! The legendary (or not-so-much, depending on your tolerance for questionable life choices) Joe Lynn…