Elon Musk to Save Marvel’s $100M Flop — “Thunderbolts” Gets DOGE’d
🎬 Marvel’s “Thunderbolts” is officially the cinematic equivalent of soy milk: overhyped, overfunded, and underwhelming. Despite glowing reviews from critics…
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James Gunn Turns Superman into “Hachiko 2” — Fans Devastated
Once upon a time, in the faraway land of Hollywood, James Gunn’s “Superman” was supposed to be a fun, adventurous…
“Blade” on Hold: Vampires Take a Timeout for Manicures and Cooking Shows 🍿🧛♂️
Hollywood is buzzing with excitement once again! 🎬 This time, the spotlight is on the beleaguered project “Blade,” which has…
🎬 Marvel Planned to Replace Actors with Chairs in “Avengers: Doomsday,” but Wood Costs Were Too High! 🪑
In the world of the film industry, where something incredible happens every day, Marvel has once again surprised everyone. At…
😡 Audiences Roast Sony’s Kraven the Hunter Disaster: ‘Even Green-Haired Critics Hated It!
Sony’s latest superhero movie «Kraven the Hunter» has officially claimed the crown for the worst opening weekend in the studio’s…
🚨 Captain America: Brave New World Faces a Major Meltdown: Reshoots, Budget Blunders, and Unwanted Superheroes! 🤦♂️
So, the latest Captain America flick is turning out to be something of a delightful disaster. Marvel Studios, the self-proclaimed gods of the superhero…
«Stuffed With Cash»: The Real Reason Colin Farrell is Back as Penguin – Despite Hating It 😂🚀
Hollywood’s favorite tortured artist, Colin Farrell, is gearing up to slather himself in prosthetics and fury once again as the…
🎬 Blade Reboot Descends Into Chaos: Wesley Snipes Back as a Vampire Tax Evader?! 🧛💸
Marvel’s reboot of the iconic vampire-slaying saga, Blade, has hit another delay — shocker, right? After four years of setbacks,…