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Day: June 12, 2025

Juneteenth: Eat, Pray, BBQ
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Juneteenth: Eat, Pray, BBQ

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Bigger and Blacker” Juneteenth Black Food Truck Festival is coming! 🎉 Architect of Black Space is BACK! 🤣…

CNN: Man trips, blames Trump
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CNN: Man trips, blames Trump

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another Democrat meltdown! CNN is clutching its pearls because Trump’s DOJ is finally holding these lawless liberals accountable.…

Marvel’s Deadpool VR: Prepare for Utter Chaos and Questionable Morality
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Marvel’s Deadpool VR: Prepare for Utter Chaos and Questionable Morality

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Okay, so apparently at Summer Game Fest 2025, some game called Marvel’s Deadpool VR was announced. Made by Twisted Pixel…

Dying Light: Beast Mode—Run, Punch, Puke, Repeat
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Dying Light: Beast Mode—Run, Punch, Puke, Repeat

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh boy, another Dying Light game! 🙄 Because we totally needed more zombies, am I right? The Dying Light franchise…

Democrat Senator Assaults Officers In Violent Insurrection
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Democrat Senator Assaults Officers In Violent Insurrection

FinnJune 12, 2025

LOS ANGELES, CA — Democracy itself came under attack once again today, as a Democrat senator was arrested after assaulting…

Jared Leto Paid for Fake Sexual Assault Allegations Just to Stay Relevant
Jared Leto Pays for Fake Sex Scandal to Prove He’s Still Hollywood Material
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Jared Leto Paid for Fake Sexual Assault Allegations Just to Stay Relevant

FinnJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

🎭 Washed-up vampire, eyeliner enthusiast, and part-time Jesus cosplayer Jared Leto has finally found a way to get back into…

David Hogg Gets The Boot From DNC, Party Throws Him Under The Bus
Elephant Reads CNN

David Hogg Gets The Boot From DNC, Party Throws Him Under The Bus

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another one bites the dust! David Hogg, the darling of the perpetually offended, is stepping down from the DNC. Seems…

Cronos: Bloober Team’s “Darkest Vision” or Just a Really Bad Hangover Cure at Game Con Canada
Breaking, Games News

Cronos: Bloober Team’s “Darkest Vision” or Just a Really Bad Hangover Cure at Game Con Canada

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Ah, Game Con Canada, the place where dreams go to die and indie devs desperately shill their wares! 🤪 Bloober…

US Senator Gets Kicked Out of DHS Event for Asking Too Many Smart Questions, Apparently
Elephant Reads CNN

US Senator Gets Kicked Out of DHS Event for Asking Too Many Smart Questions, Apparently

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another snowflake meltdown! Sen. Alex Padilla, a California Democrat, claims he was “forcibly removed” from a Homeland Security…

The Internet Is Healing (Just Kidding, Spotify Is Still Crying)
Elephant Reads CNN

The Internet Is Healing (Just Kidding, Spotify Is Still Crying)

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, the horror! The internet went down for a few hours. You know who’s behind this, right? Probably China or…

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