Ex-ICED EARTH Members (Who?) Drop New Single, Prepare for World to Continue Not Caring
ASHES OF ARES, the U.S. “heavy” metal duo featuring ex-ICED EARTH rejects Matt Barlow and Freddie Vidales, is gracing us…
Day: June 11, 2025
PAPA ROACH Doodles ‘Bout Five, Six Songs; New Single This Month (Maybe)
In a groundbreaking interview with the intellectual powerhouses at Skratch N’ Sniff and SNSMix.com, PAPA ROACH‘s supreme leader, Jacoby Shaddix,…
Onimusha: Way of the Sword – Capcom Finally Found Their Sword After All These Years?
During a “hands-off” presentation (because nobody trusts gamers, amirite?) at Summer Games Fest, Onimusha: Way of the Sword *quietly* emerged…
Nirvana’s ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ Gets Two Billion Views: Are You Really That Bored
OMG! 🙄 Did you hear?! NIRVANA’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” music video FINALLY crawled its way to two billion views…
Dymna Lotva feat. Gods Tower at Zobens un Lemess festival, Latvia (06/06/2025)
Belarussian Metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…
Devs Blame Gamers for Bugs in MindsEye: “You Just Forgot How to Play”
On June 11, the gaming world witnessed a miracle — or rather, a trainwreck — called MindsEye, the long-awaited action…
Waukesha Condo Owners Still Alive After Almost-Building Incident, Celebrate With Cake
Another day, another disaster, probably caused by some woke engineer who was too busy virtue signaling to check the structural…
High School Jocks Discover Veterans Aren’t Just NPCs in a War Movie
Oh, isn’t that precious? These young, probably God-fearing, football players are helping veterans. Finally, some good news that doesn’t involve…
From “I Do” to “I Mow”: She Swore to Uphold the Sacred Tree-Chopping Vows
Oh, the heartwarming tale of a Christmas tree farm in Wooster, Ohio! It’s just precious how Rita Dush is keeping…
BUCKCHERRY’s JOSH TODD: Sober? More Like Sobering-ly Boring, Am I Right?
Oh, look, it’s Josh Todd from BUCKCHERRY, still clinging to relevance by talking about his sobriety 🙄. In a recent…