‘Avengers: Doomsday’ and ‘Dune 3’s Opening Day Is Now Dunesday’ Because Screw Going Outside On A Wednesday I Guess
Oh, look! The Hollywood Industrial Complex has decided to bless us with not one, but two massive ego-stroking spectacles on…
Tag: Superheroes
Marvel Hypes Up a Clock That Ticks (Literally) for the ‘Avengers’ Premiere
Hold on to your wallets, true believers, because Marvel has officially run out of actual news and has decided to…
The 16 Shows We’ll Pretend to Care About in 2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: THE TV INDUSTRY IS STILL ALIVE, AND IT’S HERE TO STEAL YOUR SOUL ONE BINGE-WATCH AT A…
X-Men crash Avengers: Doomsday like that awkward family reunion you never wanted
Marvel has officially released the X-Men teaser for Avengers: Doomsday, and honestly, the only thing more chaotic than the plot…
James Gunn’s Supergirl: Where the Only Thing Flying Higher Than Her Cape Is His Ego
🚨 BREAKING: James Gunn Just Compared Supergirl to Guardians of the Galaxy, Which Means We’re All About to Get Space…
Trump Wants to Turn Venezuela Into a Giant Gas Station for America’s Oil Thirst — Good Luck With That
Trump to the Rescue: America’s Oil Titans to Save Venezuela from Its Own Socialist Disaster! In a move that will…
Minneapolis Somalis Say They’re Being Harassed, Threatened and Forced Out of Empty Businesses After Fraud Allegations Video
Oh, the Left’s new favorite victim: innocent Somali business owners in Minnesota, who’ve suddenly become the target of a nationwide…
Lucha Libre Wrestling Night Lets You Cheer on Masked Superheroes Who Definitely Aren’t Just Guys in Tights
🚨Breaking: Thrive City Announces New Rules Because Apparently Some Adults Still Act Like Toddlers!🚨 No weapons, booze, pets (unless you’re…
Jack Zebra and his army of trolls unleash chaos on X, proving once again that keyboard warriors are the real superheroes we don’t deserve
🚨 ATTENTION, HUMANS! 🚨 To enter our magical realm of music and questionable life choices, we demand a REAL ID—yes,…
Chris Evans Is Back and So Is Our Will to Live, Apparently
🚨 BREAKING: Marvel Announces ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ – Because Apparently, Retirement Is Just a Suggestion, Not a Commitment 🚨 In a…