‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’s Secret Villain Finally REVEALED (You Won’t BELIEVE Who It Is)
Alright, listen up, true believers! 🤡 We all KNOW Spider-Man: Brand New Day is, like, TOTALLY set in the gritty,…
Tag: Superheroes
NetEase Chunders Out Another Marvel Rivals Trailer No One Asked For
Ok, gamers, hold onto your hats (or helmets, or whatever weird headgear superheroes wear) because NetEase Games, bless their cotton…
“K-Pop Demon Hunters 2: Electric Boogaloo – Prepare for More Cringey Slayage”
OMG! 😱 You guys are NOT gonna believe this! Netflix and Sony, bless their clueless little hearts, FINALLY decided to…
Darkseid Did Nothing Wrong: A Defense of the Benevolent Ruler of Apokolips in the New DCU
😂Oh noes! 😱Darkseid, the big baddie of all big baddies, the guy who makes Thanos look like a fluffy bunny🐰,…
Deadpool Almost Ruined the ‘Peacemaker’ Finale
🤡OMG! You won’t BELIEVE how close we were to seeing Deadpool RUIN Peacemaker Season 2! 🤣 Like, seriously, James Gunn…
Andrew Garfield “Teases” Possible Spider-Man Comeback (Again?!) in the Year 2027 (Maybe, Possibly, If You Really, Really Beg)
🤣Oh, look, it’s Andrew Garfield, still pretending he doesn’t know if he’s going to be in Avengers: Secret Wars. As…
‘Avengers: Doomsday’: More Spoilers Than You Can Shake a Stick At
OMG! 😱 Marvel just dropped the lamest plot synopsis EVER for Avengers: Doomsday. Are you ready for this earth-shattering revelation?…
“Batman’s Most Important Scene: Prepare to Have Your Mind Mildly Bent”
Prepare yourselves, peasants, for the revelation of the *most important* Batman scene EVER! 🙄 You thought it was the death…
Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently
Marvel Zombies, or as I like to call it, “Marvel’s Latest Attempt to Milk Your Nostalgia,” is a four-episode animated…
“Avengers: Doomsday” Teaser—More Like “Avenger’s: Snoozeday,” Am I Right?
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what Disney just SHOVEd down our throats at their Shanghai marketing expo! 🙄 A LIGHT…