Nintendo Direct to bless us with more Donkey Kong than we asked for
Oh, sweet merciful bananas! ð Nintendo, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just a desperate attempt to sell more Switch…
Tag: Switch 2
Splatoon Raiders: Prepare to Ink Your Pants in the Totally Rad, Super Serious, Not-at-All-a-Joke 1st Splatoon Spinoff Coming to the Nintendo Switch 2 (Maybe)
Okay, so Nintendo, bless their hearts ð, just dropped a bombshell ðĢ. Apparently, they’re gracing us with Splatoon Raiders, the…
Wholesome Direct 2025: Prepare for Maximum Cuteness Overload (and Maybe a Sugar Crash)
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! ðĪŠ Another year, another avalanche of “wholesome” games designed to lull you into a…
Nintendo Switch 2 Launch: Staple-gate – When Packaging Attacks
Ah, the Nintendo Switch 2 is here! And by “here,” we mean arriving with a complimentary screen piercing, courtesy of…
No Man’s Sky Adds Settlement Building and Hopium for a Switch 2 Port
Ah, No Man’s Sky, the game that launched with all the promise of a unicorn ðĶ riding a rainbow ð,…
OMG! Nintendo Switch 2 Launching in 2 Days â Get Ready for Disappointment!
Oh, sweet baby Nintendo is ALMOST here! ð To prepare for the glorious launch of the Nintendo Switch 2 (or…
PokÃĐmon Legends: Z-A Release Date: Prepare for Disappointment and More Useless PokÃĐmon Presents
Oh, honey, The PokÃĐmon Company International, bless their hearts ð, has FINALLY decided to grace us with the release date…
OMG! Sega’s “Totally Original” Switch 2 Lineup: Prepare for Mind-Blowingly Predictable Hilarity
Oh. My. God. The Nintendo Switch 2 is REAL, you guys! And apparently, Sega, yes, *that* Sega, the one that…
Borderlands 4: Give Us All Your Money, You Pathetic Vault Hunter
So, apparently, some whiny “fans” are clutching their wallets tighter than a goblin guarding its gold because *Borderlands 4* might…
Xbox fans, prepare to sell your kidneys because Microsoft thinks you’re made of money ðĪ and $80 games are just the beginning ð
Listen up, peasants! ð Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite greed ðĪ), has decided that your measly…