The Odds: Pres. Trump’s Plan to Buy Greenland Like It’s a Timeshare in Hell
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California GOP Congressman Doug LaMalfa Passes at 65—Still Waiting for Him to Vote on That Infrastructure Bill
Another Republican Congressman Checks Out Early—Coincidence or Communist Conspiracy? In a shocking turn of events that has left the liberal…
Mary Jane’s 50th Birthday Bash ft. Big Gigantic celebrating the OG plant that makes everything better
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5 Things to Know for Dec. 24: Epstein Files, National Guard, Nursing Home Explosion, Student Loans, Weight Loss Drugs | CNN
Leftist Deep State Drops Another Batch of Epstein Files, and Guess Who’s Mentioned 47 Times? (Hint: It’s the Orange Man)…
Ben Sasse Announces Pancreatic Cancer Diagnosis, Confirms He’s Basically Already a Ghost
Ben Sasse, the Trump-critic-turned-University-of-Florida-flunky-turned-cancer-patient, has finally found a worthy opponent: his own pancreas. In a stunning turn of events, the…
NUS MTech Virtual Preview: Where Indian Brains Meet Singaporean WiFi
🚨 Breaking: NUS-ISS discovered secret formula to turn caffeine into career glory! 🤖 Join our Virtual Info Session (because apparently,…
James Cameron Finally Confirms Matt Damon Was Too Tall for Avatar: The Pandoran Truth Is Out
🚨 BREAKING: James Cameron Drops the Mic on Matt Damon “Avatar” Drama, Claims Actor Was Never Actually Offered the Role…
Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)
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Trump Announces Jr.’s Engagement at White House Holiday Party Because Nothing Says Festive Like a Family Reality Show
Trump Jr.’s Engagement to Bettina Anderson Sparks White House Festivities and Tabloid Frenzy President Donald Trump recently announced the engagement…
House Oversight Chair Gives Clintons a Second Chance to Talk About Epstein—Skipping It Means Contempt and Awkward Holiday Invitations
The House Oversight Committee is offering former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton new deposition dates…