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Oak City Indie Games 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Oak City Indie Games 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Oak City Indie Games: a yearly event showcasing NC (and East Coast now? 🤷‍♀️) indie games. Let’s play…

Nvidia: World’s AI Chip Daddy Gets Spanked in US-China Trade Tantrum
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Nvidia: World’s AI Chip Daddy Gets Spanked in US-China Trade Tantrum

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Nvidia, the so-called “AI chipmaker,” is now whining about trade tensions. Boo hoo! Maybe if they weren’t so eager to…

Elon “Technoking” Musk FINALLY caves to ex-Twitter losers in severance squabble
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Elon “Technoking” Musk FINALLY caves to ex-Twitter losers in severance squabble

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Another day, another victory for conservative values! Elon Musk, a true patriot, has settled with those Deep State operatives he…

Rush’s “Fifty Something” Tour Extends Its Lifespan Because Apparently People Still Listen To That
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Rush’s “Fifty Something” Tour Extends Its Lifespan Because Apparently People Still Listen To That

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame (because apparently that still matters?) inductees, Grammy Award-nominated (for what, exactly?) icons, and RUSH…

Supreme Court Hilariously Dismisses Laura Loomer’s Epic Social Media Meltdown
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Supreme Court Hilariously Dismisses Laura Loomer’s Epic Social Media Meltdown

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

Oh, the Supreme Court refused to hear Laura Loomer’s case? Shocking! (Not really.) It’s just another example of how the…

Fareed’s Hot Take: America’s Panties in a Bunch Over China’s Tech Boner | CNN
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Fareed’s Hot Take: America’s Panties in a Bunch Over China’s Tech Boner | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Fareed, the CNN shill, is at it again, folks! China, the land of slave labor and knock-off handbags, is supposedly…

DreamPark: Augmented Reality Theme Park – Or Just a Glitchy Nightmare?
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DreamPark: Augmented Reality Theme Park – Or Just a Glitchy Nightmare?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

Oh, DreamPark Seattle, where you can move, race & explore 🙄. Forget screens, embrace “mixed reality” 🤣 with family, friends…

GPS: Is Silicon Valley Finally Based
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GPS: Is Silicon Valley Finally Based

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Oh, here we go again! Nick Clegg, that Евро-weenie who couldn’t save his own political career in Britain, is now…

Dee Snider and Lita Ford Ravage Missouri With Geriatric Rock Show, Locals Pray for Quieter Afterlife
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Dee Snider and Lita Ford Ravage Missouri With Geriatric Rock Show, Locals Pray for Quieter Afterlife

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

DEE SNIDER, the mouth that roared (or maybe just squeaked), graced Lita Ford’s stage on Friday, October 3, at The…

AI Fails: Tech Bro Claims He Can Fix It (Spoiler: He Can’t)
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AI Fails: Tech Bro Claims He Can Fix It (Spoiler: He Can’t)

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Another day, another leftist scheme failing miserably! These so-called “AI” companies are burning through cash faster than Hunter Biden at…

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