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Amazon to Fire Humans, Replaces Them With Roombas With ChatGPT
Elephant Reads CNN

Amazon to Fire Humans, Replaces Them With Roombas With ChatGPT

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Bezos’ buddies at Amazon are at it again, pushing their woke AI agenda to replace hardworking Americans! They claim it’s…

Samsung’s Geriatric Games: Competing with Apple Watch in the “Still Alive?” Department
Elephant Reads CNN

Samsung’s Geriatric Games: Competing with Apple Watch in the “Still Alive?” Department

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling the fear and pushing for more surveillance, I see. Now Samsung wants to track your every…

CNN discovers a spa, pretends it’s news
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN discovers a spa, pretends it’s news

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

Oh, CNN, always pushing the globalist agenda, aren’t they? “The Spa in the Land of the Healers”? Sounds like a…

State of Unreal 2025: Fortnite’s Dumb AI Move Lets Players Craft Annoying AI NPCs
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State of Unreal 2025: Fortnite’s Dumb AI Move Lets Players Craft Annoying AI NPCs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what Epic Games is doing to Fortnite now! 🤯 They’re resurrecting dead actors with AI…

Gaming in the Data Age: How AI Overlords Are Stealing Your Noob Kills
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Gaming in the Data Age: How AI Overlords Are Stealing Your Noob Kills

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

Gaming? Leading the way in technology? 🤣 More like leading the way in draining your bank account and turning you…

Wolf Hoffmann of ACCEPT Declares Musicians Must Now Grovel to Social Media Gods and Bow to Technology’s Iron Fist
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Wolf Hoffmann of ACCEPT Declares Musicians Must Now Grovel to Social Media Gods and Bow to Technology’s Iron Fist

Chord F. DiscordMay 31, 2025May 30, 2025

So, Wolf Hoffmann, guitar shredder from ACCEPT (who?), gave an interview to some Portuguese metal blog, Carlos Guimarães of Caminhos…

Vivian Campbell’s Backstage Shenanigans with Def Leppard Post-Bone Marrow: Prepare for Maximum Rock ‘n’ Roll (and Maybe a Few Unexpected Bathroom Breaks)
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Vivian Campbell’s Backstage Shenanigans with Def Leppard Post-Bone Marrow: Prepare for Maximum Rock ‘n’ Roll (and Maybe a Few Unexpected Bathroom Breaks)

Chord F. DiscordMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

DEF LEPPARD, those lovable dinosaurs 🦕, have graced us with some “behind-the-scenes” footage of Vivian Campbell’s triumphant return to the…

Movie Review: ‘Mountainhead’ – Jesse Armstrong’s Tech Bro-pocalypse: You’ll Wish You Were Watching ‘Succession’
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Movie Review: ‘Mountainhead’ – Jesse Armstrong’s Tech Bro-pocalypse: You’ll Wish You Were Watching ‘Succession’

FinnMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

Oh, sweet, merciful Bezos! 🙏 The “Succession” guy, Jesse Armstrong, is back at it again, bless his little heart. He’s…

Online Gaming: A Playground for Future Felons
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Online Gaming: A Playground for Future Felons

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

Alright gamers, gather ’round because we’re about to dive headfirst into the totally not-scary world of online gaming for kids!…

TECNO “Wearables”: Because Your Wrist Was Begging for More Plastic
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TECNO “Wearables”: Because Your Wrist Was Begging for More Plastic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

Okay, hold onto your hats, folks, because TECNO just dropped a whole heap of “innovations” at Computex 2025 that are…

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