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Tag: Technology

Trump Racing China To AI Domination
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Trump Racing China To AI Domination

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US and China are going head-to-head in the AI superpower…

Trump Official Downplays AI Apocalypse with Eye Roll
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Trump Official Downplays AI Apocalypse with Eye Roll

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest warnings about AI are getting more and more dire,…

Politicians Suddenly Experts On Catastrophic AI Risk
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Politicians Suddenly Experts On Catastrophic AI Risk

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

The debate around artificial intelligence is heating up in Washington, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what all the fuss…

CEO Urges Caution in AI Arms Race Because That’s Working Great So Far
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CEO Urges Caution in AI Arms Race Because That’s Working Great So Far

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about the CEO of Anthropic, Dario Amodei, and I’m thinking to myself, what’s the hurry?…

House Dems Freak Out Over AI, Want Recess Canceled Pronto
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House Dems Freak Out Over AI, Want Recess Canceled Pronto

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, where a group of House Democratic lawmakers…

TIFF 2026 Review: Because We Clearly Needed Another Overhyped Tech Conference with Free Food and Obligatory Networking Opportunities
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TIFF 2026 Review: Because We Clearly Needed Another Overhyped Tech Conference with Free Food and Obligatory Networking Opportunities

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

The Toronto International Film Festival is back, and it’s still trying to figure out this whole “innovation” thing 🤖! After…

TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls
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TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Alex Skolnick has…

Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
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Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…

Bruce Dickinson remixes 25 year old album because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
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Bruce Dickinson remixes 25 year old album because you clearly didnt buy it the first time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Bruce Dickinson’s 1997 solo…

Amazon Uses AI to Make Bad Dubbing Look Slightly Less Awful Apparently
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Amazon Uses AI to Make Bad Dubbing Look Slightly Less Awful Apparently

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Amazon’s Prime Video is now using AI to sync dubbed English dialogue with actors’ lip movements, because what could possibly…

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