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AI Employee Bails Again Due to Safety Concerns
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AI Employee Bails Again Due to Safety Concerns

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former Anthropic employee, Jacob Coxon, just quit his job and…

Trump Admin Scolds Ford For Doing Business With China Apparently
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Trump Admin Scolds Ford For Doing Business With China Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, expressing “profound concern” to…

8BitDo blesses gamers with slightly less expensive controller tinkering options
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8BitDo blesses gamers with slightly less expensive controller tinkering options

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Get ready to upgrade your gaming experience with the 8BitDo Ultimate 3E, because your old controller is basically a relic…

Tommy Aldridge creates drum art because your walls were missing his face
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Tommy Aldridge creates drum art because your walls were missing his face

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I’ve got my coffee, my favorite metal album playing…

Realme milks franchises with Harry Potter phone, because money
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Realme milks franchises with Harry Potter phone, because money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a Harry Potter-themed smartphone, Realme has partnered with Warner Bros. Discovery Global Consumer…

Family’s Vacation Takes Unexpected Detour Over Ocean Apparently
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Family’s Vacation Takes Unexpected Detour Over Ocean Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about a family in South Florida who’s going through a nightmare. A…

Amazon Plane Takes Detour Into Cemetery
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Amazon Plane Takes Detour Into Cemetery

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Boeing 767-300, operated by 21 Air and bearing Amazon’s “Smile”…

Nathan Fielder Makes Documentary About Elizabeth Holmes Because Why Not Now
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Nathan Fielder Makes Documentary About Elizabeth Holmes Because Why Not Now

FinnSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

The Telluride Film Festival is currently underway in Colorado, and the fest’s biggest screening of the day was a surprise…

Algae just won’t quit its Reflecting Pool gig apparently
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Algae just won’t quit its Reflecting Pool gig apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lincoln Reflecting Pool renovation, and folks, it’s a mess. The Trump administration…

Volkswagen Downsizes to Save Money Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Volkswagen Downsizes to Save Money Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Volkswagen’s latest plans, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy. The…

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