Lars Ulrich Claims He Breaks a Sweat (Barely) During Metallica Gigs
Well, butter my biscuits and call me a Lars apologist! 🧈 Apparently, the California Film Institute, bless their cotton socks,…
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Re-Animator Gets the 4K Treatment Because Apparently One Corpse Party Wasn’t Enough
Oh, sweet zombie Jesus, ANOTHER Re-Animator release? 🙄 Didn’t we all suffer enough back in the ’80s? But noooo, Second…
Joe Keery, Liam Neeson, and Some Lady vs Moldzilla: The Cold Storage Trailer No One Asked For
Oh, joy! Another movie where humanity is about to be wiped out by something nasty 🙄. This time, it’s a…
5 whole questions about the Michigan Terror Plot Arrests (as if anyone cares)
Another day, another foiled terrorist plot, and guess where? Michigan! You know, that state that’s been trying to sneakily turn…
“We Did It All For You,” New World Devs Cry in Farewell Note Hidden in Final Update (LOL!)
🤣 Oh no, the poor, poor *New World: Aeternum* is getting the axe! 🪓 Who could have possibly seen this…
P.O.D. Butchers THE BEATLES’ ‘Don’t Let Me Down’ in Denver, World Cries
OMG! 😱 The legendary (debatable) FirstRowConcert channel on YouTube, known for its impeccable (questionable) audio quality and stunning (blurry) visuals,…
Black Lace Doc Trailer: Still Pushing Pineapples or Just Selling Nostalgia One Fruit at a Time
Tull Stories and Labor of Love Films (lol, the irony) are inflicting upon the world Still Pushing Pineapples, a “moving…
BIOHAZARD Singer Faceplants, Blames YOU For Lack of Stage Presence
OMG! BIOHAZARD’s Billy Graziadei decided to re-enact a horror movie ON STAGE last night in Montreal! 🇨🇦 Guess he really…
Witness the Cinematic Chainsaw Symphony: Texas Chainsaw Massacre Docu-Blast on Glorious Blu-Ray
Lightbulb Film Distribution, those purveyors of cinematic… stuff… 💡, have bravely announced that a feature-length snooze-fest 😴 about, allegedly, one…
“The Predator 5-Movie Collection Arrives on 4K UHD and Blu-ray November 10th (Because You Totally Asked For It)”
Behold, the PREDATOR 5-MOVIE COLLECTION! 🤣 Yes, FIVE whole movies dedicated to the alien that just REALLY likes hunting humans.…