ANTHRAX Fans Can Finally Start Panicking: New Album Slated for May 2026, According to Frank Bello’s Watch
ANTHRAX, the thrash metal veterans who probably have more riffs in their back pocket than some bands have Instagram followers,…
Tag: The Beatles
The Beatles Movies Finally Give Us a Sneak Peek at Those Fab Four Faces, and Honestly, We’re Shooketh
Hold My Mop, Ringo: Sony Drops First Look at Beatles Biopic and the Internet Is Shooketh Sony Pictures has graced…
OPETH Finally Explains What ‘Paragraph Seven’ Means And It Will Change Your Life Forever (NOT CLICKBAIT)
OPETH is back, and they’ve got a new video for you, you lucky, lucky degenerates. 🤘 If you’re looking for…
The Old Beatle Is Fleeing: The Scooby Doo Gang Finally Catching Sir Paul?
Paul McCartney has decided that simply owning all the money in the known universe wasn’t quite enough, so naturally, he’s…
Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway
🚨 BREAKING: BILLY IDOL HASN’T DIED YET, SO THEY’RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT IT 🚨 Evan Saxon Productions (who definitely…
NAPALM DEATH Is Recording Demos For Band’s Seventeenth Studio Album (And The Sound Of Your Soul Screaming Is Inspiration)
🚨 BREAKING: NAPALM DEATH ENTERS STUDIO TO RECORD ALBUM #17, WORLD STILL NOT READY FOR THE AURAL ASSAULT 🚨 💥…
Timothée Chalamet Finally Admits He’s Secretly Dropping Grime Bangers as EsDeeKid
Timothée Chalamet is feeding speculation that he could be the anonymous British rapper EsDeeKid. Various rumors surround the identity of…
THE DARKNESS Ruins Christmas 2025 With ‘Mistletoe And Wine’
British rockers THE DARKNESS, bless their hearts, have decided to unleash their new single, “Mistletoe And Wine”, upon the unsuspecting…
Behold! The POWER OF 3 Supergroup (AKA Orianthi and Some Other Ladies) Shreds at Raiders-Cowboys Game
Behold! THE POWER OF 3, the earth-shattering, mind-blowing (not really) supergroup comprised of Orianthi, the guitar-slinging singer-songwriter who once brushed…
NICKELBACK Teams Up With SHENANDOAH to Defile ‘The Church On Cumberland Road’
OMG! Brace yourselves, music lovers (or haters, we don’t judge…much). 🙄 The pinnacle of artistic achievement is upon us! Grammy…