Israel saves Trump from Iranian hitmen because of course they did
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Apparently, Israel shared some intel with…
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Missing person case becomes conveniently timed video game plot twist somehow
Oh joy, another investigative game to add to the never-ending pile of “find the missing person” titles, because apparently, we…
Nick Barker Gets Mysterious Disease Because His Music Wasnt Aggressive Enough
I just spilled my beer all over my favorite black metal t-shirt, and it’s not even like I’m surprised. I…
Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some emotional rollercoaster? Because MASTODON just dropped a 35-minute video talking about their…
Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated
The Blood of Dawnwalker is finally within our grasp, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s everything I hoped it…
Netflix Exploits Daredevils for Cheap Thrills Documentary Fodder Again
The Empire State Building climbers, Angela Nikolau and Ivan Beerkus, are no strangers to Netflix subscribers, thanks to their 2024…
You Won’t Believe These 9 Senate Seats Are Toast
Well, folks, it looks like the battle for the US Senate is heating up. Four months into the primary calendar,…
Oh Joy Another Woods Game Because We Needed That
Oh joy, another survival horror game to add to the ever-growing pile of “I’m too scared to play this” titles.…
You won’t believe who’s talking to Iran now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. US and Iranian officials are having indirect, lower-level talks in Doha,…
Stryper’s Michael Sweet Beats Cancer Because Prayer Works Obviously
Oh no, the world is definitely ending: Michael Sweet of Stryper has thyroid cancer… but don’t worry, he’s mostly fine,…