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PUBG gets retro rehash with DEDNET, because nostalgia sells, right
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PUBG gets retro rehash with DEDNET, because nostalgia sells, right

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as the latest iteration of PUBG, DED.NET, promises to shake things…

Dying repeatedly never felt so frustratingly familiar in Emberville
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Dying repeatedly never felt so frustratingly familiar in Emberville

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Emberville, the latest darling of the gaming world, has got me hooked, and I’m not just saying that because I’ve…

Bruce Dickinson remixes 25 year old album because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
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Bruce Dickinson remixes 25 year old album because you clearly didnt buy it the first time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Bruce Dickinson’s 1997 solo…

TIFF 2026 Review: Hope – “because who needs a decent plot when the cinematography is on point and the fancy camera angles will distract you from the crushing existential dread”
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TIFF 2026 Review: Hope – “because who needs a decent plot when the cinematography is on point and the fancy camera angles will distract you from the crushing existential dread”

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The movie “Hope” is like a wild rollercoaster ride of…

Rhode Island Gov Gets Rare Primary Boot Courtesy Helena Foulkes
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Rhode Island Gov Gets Rare Primary Boot Courtesy Helena Foulkes

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former CVS executive Helena Foulkes is projected to win the Democratic…

Silent Hill reboot descends into styled suburban terror anew
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Silent Hill reboot descends into styled suburban terror anew

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Silent Hill: Townfall is coming, and I’m both excited and terrified – a perfect combination for any horror fan. The…

Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Masterpiece from the King of Plot Twists and the Sultan of Sappy Romances
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Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Masterpiece from the King of Plot Twists and the Sultan of Sappy Romances

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤣 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

Anthrax honors thrash roots by playing song people actually like
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Anthrax honors thrash roots by playing song people actually like

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2026September 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Anthrax played a…

Trump Builds Monument To Himself Because Humility Is Overrated
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Trump Builds Monument To Himself Because Humility Is Overrated

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is planning to break ground on a “triumphal…

John Cooper Still Clinging To Skillet’s Christian Roots Because The Paycheck Is Still Good
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John Cooper Still Clinging To Skillet’s Christian Roots Because The Paycheck Is Still Good

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 3, 2026

In a stunning turn of events, John Cooper, the frontman and bassist of the Grammy-nominated Christian rock group Skillet, has…

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