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The Game Awards 2025 Partners With Prime Video To Subject Viewers To More Ads
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The Game Awards 2025 Partners With Prime Video To Subject Viewers To More Ads

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

OMG! 🤯 The Game Awards, that totally legit and not-at-all-rigged awards show where Geoff Keighley gets to play kingmaker 👑,…

Pokémon Legends: Z-A DLC – Get Ready to Empty Your Wallet, Trainers
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Pokémon Legends: Z-A DLC – Get Ready to Empty Your Wallet, Trainers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, sweet Arceus, another cash grab!💰 Not even a month after Pokémon Legends: Z-A dropped, Game Freak is already dangling…

CNN’s 2025 Election Day Brain-Meltdown: 5 Questions That Will Make You Question Reality (and CNN’s Sanity)
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CNN’s 2025 Election Day Brain-Meltdown: 5 Questions That Will Make You Question Reality (and CNN’s Sanity)

Big ElephantNovember 4, 2025November 4, 2025

The Libs are at it Again! Another Day, Another Conspiracy to Rig Elections Against Our Beloved President Trump! Americans are…

Paul McCartney’s New Doc Teaser: Prepare for a Beatlemania Relapse
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Paul McCartney’s New Doc Teaser: Prepare for a Beatlemania Relapse

FinnOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Man on the Run 🏃‍♂️ is here to bore you with yet another intimate journey through Paul McCartney’s life, because…

Iron Maiden, Megadeth, and Anthrax Announce Geriatric Reunion Tour for 2026, Will Probably Need a Walker
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Iron Maiden, Megadeth, and Anthrax Announce Geriatric Reunion Tour for 2026, Will Probably Need a Walker

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Ah, yes, the geriatric rockers IRON MAIDEN, bless their cotton socks, are dusting off their walkers and venturing out on…

Xbox Big Boss Man Nukes Next-Gen Console Hype Train, Gamers Weep
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Xbox Big Boss Man Nukes Next-Gen Console Hype Train, Gamers Weep

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Oh honey, bless your heart, did you REALLY think Xbox was gonna ditch the console game? 🤣 Sarah Bond, the…

MIRESI: You Won’t SEE This Tactical RPG Coming (Because It’s Invisible, Get It?)
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MIRESI: You Won’t SEE This Tactical RPG Coming (Because It’s Invisible, Get It?)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

If you braved the absolute chaos that was the Tokyo Game Show this year (props to you, you masochist), then…

As I Lay Dying or As I Lay Crying? New Lineup, New Single, Same Old Drama
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As I Lay Dying or As I Lay Crying? New Lineup, New Single, Same Old Drama

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

HAHA! 🤣 Metalcore “mainstays” AS I LAY DYING, the band that makes more comebacks than a boomerang on steroids, is…

NosTale Milks 18th Anniversary With Server, Rewards, and More (yawn)
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NosTale Milks 18th Anniversary With Server, Rewards, and More (yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Oh, great, another MMORPG 🙄clinging to life! Gameforge and Entwell are resurrecting ⚰️NosTale with the “NosVersary Server” – because who…

IRON MAIDEN Announces Tiny U.K. Concert At Knebworth For 2026 (Only 3 People Allowed)
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IRON MAIDEN Announces Tiny U.K. Concert At Knebworth For 2026 (Only 3 People Allowed)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! IRON MAIDEN, those geriatric metal gods, are apparently still alive and kicking (mostly kicking, let’s be…

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