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Oh great, another isekai 🙄, Crunchyroll’s blessing us with “Onmyo Kaiten Re:Birth Verse” so we can all pretend we’re not tired of the same recycled plot ðŸ˜ī on July 2nd
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Oh great, another isekai 🙄, Crunchyroll’s blessing us with “Onmyo Kaiten Re:Birth Verse” so we can all pretend we’re not tired of the same recycled plot ðŸ˜ī on July 2nd

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG, Crunchyroll is blessing us with ANOTHER isekai! 🙄 This time it’s called *Onmyo Kaiten Re:Birth Verse* – try saying…

TURNSTILE Announces a 14-Song Visual Album So Groundbreaking, It’ll Premiere at TRIBECA in 2025, Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Already ðŸĪŠðŸŽŽðŸŽķ
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TURNSTILE Announces a 14-Song Visual Album So Groundbreaking, It’ll Premiere at TRIBECA in 2025, Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Already ðŸĪŠðŸŽŽðŸŽķ

Chord F. DiscordMay 8, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! ðŸ˜ą Your favorite band, TURNSTILE (you KNOW, the ones your little brother won’t stop playing?), just announced “Turnstile: Never…

Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer: Florida Simulator 2077 looks like my retirement plan, except with more explosions and less shuffleboard ðŸŒīðŸ‘ĩðŸ’Ĩ
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Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer: Florida Simulator 2077 looks like my retirement plan, except with more explosions and less shuffleboard ðŸŒīðŸ‘ĩðŸ’Ĩ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

OMG! Rockstar DELAYS GTA VI AGAIN! ðŸ˜ą Is this the end of gaming as we know it?! Okay, okay, calm…

HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! 🎃😂💀
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HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! 🎃😂💀

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Time to dust off your Jason Voorhees mask and practice your Wilhelm scream, folks! Screen Masters International, bless their little…

OMG, Marvel Rivals is giving Winter Soldier a Thunderbolts makeover and throwing a Hellfire Gala, because apparently, that’s what the game was MISSING 💅ðŸ”ĨðŸĪĄ
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OMG, Marvel Rivals is giving Winter Soldier a Thunderbolts makeover and throwing a Hellfire Gala, because apparently, that’s what the game was MISSING 💅ðŸ”ĨðŸĪĄ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

Oh, honey, hold my vibranium shield! ðŸ›Ąïļ Marvel Rivals, that game we all *totally* play and *aren’t* just pretending to…

Prepare to have your wallets and free time vaporized in Fortnite’s “Biggest Star Wars Collaboration Ever” starting May 2🙄ðŸ’ļâœĻ
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Prepare to have your wallets and free time vaporized in Fortnite’s “Biggest Star Wars Collaboration Ever” starting May 2🙄ðŸ’ļâœĻ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

OMG! ðŸ˜ą Epic Games is apparently unleashing a “torrent” of info about their next *Fortnite* collab with *Star Wars*. Get…

OMG ðŸŧ🚊 Another “exclusive” trailer for that “bearly” escaping game, coming this May to “early access” (aka, still buggy AF) 🙄😂
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OMG ðŸŧ🚊 Another “exclusive” trailer for that “bearly” escaping game, coming this May to “early access” (aka, still buggy AF) 🙄😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Okay, gamers, brace yourselves for the most revolutionary, groundbreaking, paradigm-shifting, life-altering VR experience of… 2025? ðŸĪĻ Yeah, that’s right, Time…

ARC Raiders: A “Hands-On Preview” So Revolutionary, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (And Maybe Find a Hidden Chicken 🐔).
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ARC Raiders: A “Hands-On Preview” So Revolutionary, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (And Maybe Find a Hidden Chicken 🐔).

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2025May 25, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let Uncle Trollington tell you about *ARC Raiders*, the upcoming extraction shooter from those lovable…

Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About 🙄ðŸŋ🎎.
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Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About 🙄ðŸŋ🎎.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

Oh. My. Glob. 🙄 Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has deigned to announce the official air date…

ðŸĪ° “Gestation” Video From “Alien: Earth” Will Ruin Pregnancy Forever – Baby Showers Will Never Be the Same! ðŸ˜ą
ðŸ›ļ FX’s “Alien: Earth”: Gen Z vs. Xenomorphs – The Apocalypse No Filter Can Save! ðŸ“ļ
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ðŸĪ° “Gestation” Video From “Alien: Earth” Will Ruin Pregnancy Forever – Baby Showers Will Never Be the Same! ðŸ˜ą

FinnApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

Well, buckle up, America, because FX has finally dropped the first explosive trailer for “Alien: Earth”—along with a poster that…

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