Okay, so James Nunn (who apparently peaked with “One Shot” 🙄) is directing this cinematic masterpiece. And get this cast: we’ve got Kate Beckinsale (still clinging to the “Underworld” franchise like it’s a life raft 🚣♀️), Lewis Tan (from the “Mortal Kombat” franchise – because that’s a sign of quality, right? 😂), Charles Dance (aka Tywin Lannister, slumming it after “Game of Thrones” 👑), Tom Bennett (fresh from “House of the Dragon,” probably wondering what he’s gotten himself into 🤔), Alice Krige (who was hot in “Star Trek: First Contact,” like, decades ago 👴), Edmund Kingsley (some guy from “The Witcher” 🤷♂️), and Matt Willis (from… who cares? 🤣). Seriously, is this a movie or a retirement home reunion tour? 🧳
So, get this: a bunch of has-been, ex-black ops types 🙄 are forced to get back together for *another* “one last job.” This time, it involves saving some random eight-year-old girl 👧. Because, you know, child endangerment is *so* hot right now 🔥. Oh, and they only have, like, 12 hours to do it! TWELVE HOURS! 🤣 While navigating the “lethal streets” (oooooh, so scary 👻) of a city that’s apparently having a really, *really* bad day 💥. They also need to scrape together a “large ransom” 💰, which I’m sure they’ll find just lying around 🍀, and, the cherry on top, frame a “dangerous criminal organization” 😈. Because subtlety is for losers 😜.
So, mark your calendars 🗓️ for November 25th, 2025. That’s when “Wildcat” claws its way (get it? 😼) into cinemas and, more likely, straight to On Digital 💻, where it belongs. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. 🙊
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
