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Thunderbirds Are (Barely) Go! Two Episodes Fly (Like Geriatrics) to Cinemas for 60th Anniversary Cash Grab, New Trailer Released (Prepare for Disappointment)
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Thunderbirds Are (Barely) Go! Two Episodes Fly (Like Geriatrics) to Cinemas for 60th Anniversary Cash Grab, New Trailer Released (Prepare for Disappointment)

FinnSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Anderson Entertainment, bless their cotton socks, and Kaleidoscope Entertainment, who apparently still exist, have decided to unleash a “big-screen experience”…

Wim Wenders’ new snooze-fest starring Tom Waits, Cate Blanchett, and Adam Driver โ€“ Get ready to contemplate your navel
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Wim Wenders’ new snooze-fest starring Tom Waits, Cate Blanchett, and Adam Driver โ€“ Get ready to contemplate your navel

FinnSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Oh, joy! ๐ŸŽ‰ Another cinematic masterpiece by the one and only Jim Jarmusch, featuring a cast so star-studded it makes…

Arco: Prepare to Have Your Brain Gently Fried by This Animated Sci-Fi Fantasy Trailer
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Arco: Prepare to Have Your Brain Gently Fried by This Animated Sci-Fi Fantasy Trailer

FinnSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Get ready for a cinematic masterpieceโ€ฆ or not! Arco, the latest animated flick, promises a wondrous, hope-filled, optimistic future. Made…

‘Back to the Future’ AGAIN?! As If We Haven’t Suffered Enough
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‘Back to the Future’ AGAIN?! As If We Haven’t Suffered Enough

FinnAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

OMG ๐Ÿ˜ฑ! Did you know that if *Back to the Future* was made TODAY ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ, Marty McFly would travel back…

Deathstalker: Prepare to Have Your Sword and Sorcery Standards Lowered (Trailer Inside)
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Deathstalker: Prepare to Have Your Sword and Sorcery Standards Lowered (Trailer Inside)

FinnAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Oh boy, another remake! ๐Ÿ™„ In Deathstalker, because Hollywood is SO original, the Kingdom of Abraxeon (try saying that five…

Emma Thompson and Judy Greer star in “Dead of Winter,” a thriller that’s probably not as thrilling as doing your taxes
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Emma Thompson and Judy Greer star in “Dead of Winter,” a thriller that’s probably not as thrilling as doing your taxes

FinnAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Oh, honey, get ready for the most groundbreaking cinematic masterpiece of 2025! ๐Ÿ™„ It’s about a woman, Barb (played by…

Two Point Hospital: Now With More Tentacles
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Two Point Hospital: Now With More Tentacles

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Oh, great, ANOTHER update for Two Point Museum. Because what we REALLY needed was MORE content for a game we…

Konami desecrates beloved franchise with ANOTHER Return to Silent Hill trailer
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Konami desecrates beloved franchise with ANOTHER Return to Silent Hill trailer

FinnAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

Okay, folks, brace yourselves because Jeremy Irvine (of “Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again” fame, because apparently, ABBA prepared him…

Jessica Chastain’s Back: Prepare for Peak Thrills (and Maybe Some Overacting)
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Jessica Chastain’s Back: Prepare for Peak Thrills (and Maybe Some Overacting)

FinnAugust 27, 2025August 27, 2025

Hold onto your hats, folks, because Apple TV+ just dropped the trailer for The Savant! ๐ŸŽ‰ Starring none other than…

KISS Invades ‘World of Tanks’ With Enough Makeup to Trigger a Metal Detector
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KISS Invades ‘World of Tanks’ With Enough Makeup to Trigger a Metal Detector

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Metal Fest, the festival that somehow hasn’t been canceled yet, is back in World Of Tanks Modern Armor, and this…

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