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Blade Runner 2099 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
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Blade Runner 2099 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

Welcome to the future, where humanity has finally managed to mess things up so badly that we need a new…

Indiana Jones Gets Another Desperate Cash Grab Sequel Because Why Not
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Indiana Jones Gets Another Desperate Cash Grab Sequel Because Why Not

FinnJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

The Indiana Jones franchise refuses to be put out of its misery, with Marvel announcing a new comic book series,…

Batman Knightfall Part 1 is Finally Here to Ruin Your Summer with More Bats and Less Sun
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Batman Knightfall Part 1 is Finally Here to Ruin Your Summer with More Bats and Less Sun

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting for…

Paramount kindly lets Warner Bros Discovery finish lunch first
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Paramount kindly lets Warner Bros Discovery finish lunch first

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the media world, and I have to say,…

Hollywood still somehow churning out horror trailers not entirely terrible yet
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Hollywood still somehow churning out horror trailers not entirely terrible yet

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Horror movies are scary, sure, but you know what’s even scarier? Horror movie trailers. Those expertly crafted, adrenaline-fueled, sleep-depriving masterpieces…

Oh Joy Another Avatar Series to Milk the Franchise for All It’s Worth Set After The Legend of Korra Because We Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Aang and Company Already
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Oh Joy Another Avatar Series to Milk the Franchise for All It’s Worth Set After The Legend of Korra Because We Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Aang and Company Already

FinnJuly 24, 2026July 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 Nickelodeon just dropped the first trailer for the upcoming…

Warner Bros peddles Batman exclusivity to Amazon Luna
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Warner Bros peddles Batman exclusivity to Amazon Luna

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026July 24, 2026

Amazon and Warner Bros. are at it again, because what the world really needed was another Batman game. I mean,…

More Remakes and Sequels to Binge on Streaming This Weekend Apparently
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More Remakes and Sequels to Binge on Streaming This Weekend Apparently

FinnJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

The weekend is upon us, and you know what that means – a slew of new movies to stream from…

Oh Great Another Reboot to Ruin Our Childhood Memories of Robocop Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Amazon’s Visionary Genius Behind It
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Oh Great Another Reboot to Ruin Our Childhood Memories of Robocop Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with Amazon’s Visionary Genius Behind It

FinnJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, who doesn’t love a good Robocop story,…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More RoboCop
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More RoboCop

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Amazon Prime Video is reviving the RoboCop franchise with an eight-part TV series, because what the world really needed was…

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