Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Sport News
    • The Orange Oracle
  • Live
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
    • Legalizer
    • Spin Of The Day
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: TV

President Gets Total Control Over Who He Doesn’t Want To Talk To
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

President Gets Total Control Over Who He Doesn’t Want To Talk To

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press, and…

Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Completely Out of Nowhere Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Completely Out of Nowhere Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The news about Hayden Panettiere’s passing is just tragic. According to…

Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press corps, and folks,…

Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Because Lessons Were Not Learned
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Because Lessons Were Not Learned

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and shaking my head as I read about the tragic death of actress Hayden Panettiere.…

Oh Joy Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Better Things to Spend Your Money
Breaking, Movie News

Oh Joy Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Better Things to Spend Your Money

FinnSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

You are officially invited to take a step back in time and relive the glory days of your childhood with…

Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym
Breaking, Music News

Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 😒 PRONG is back, and they’re not just phoning it in, they’re…

Virtue Gets Smashed by Gaming’s Favorite Sledgehammer
Breaking, Games News

Virtue Gets Smashed by Gaming’s Favorite Sledgehammer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Well, it looks like Devolver Digital is at it again, trying to make us feel all the feels with their…

Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently
Breaking, Movie News

Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel, The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, is coming to Netflix, because…

TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly
Breaking, Movie News

TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Another week, another batch of new TV shows and series to add to your already overflowing watchlist. Because what you…

Because What Movies Really Need Is More Ego Stroking Celebrity Cameos Apparently
Breaking, Movie News

Because What Movies Really Need Is More Ego Stroking Celebrity Cameos Apparently

FinnSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

When a TV show reaches a certain level of cultural consciousness, it’s like a switch flips and suddenly everyone who’s…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 3 4 5 … 66 Next

Latest posts

  • Southern Georgia Block Party Apparently Not That Fun This Year
  • Spin of the Day: The puzzle features nine pears for players to solve. — 86% Journalism Not Found
  • Bombers Leave UK Base Suddenly Remembering They Have Homes
  • Alice Cooper Still Trying To Validate 78 Years Of Existence
  • Tom Cruise Suffers One of His Lowest Box Office Openings Ever

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
October 2026
S M T W T F S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031
« Sep    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.