Oh Joy Another Resident Evil Reboot Because the Last 12 Were Not Enough to Traumatize You for Life
Get ready for another epic failure in the Resident Evil movie franchise, because why not, right? 🙄 We’ve had like,…
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Trump Demands Jimmy Kimmel Be Thrown Into the Depths of Unemployment for Daring to Make a Joke That Was Actually Funny About Melania Being a Widow, How Dare He
The latest news is that President Trump is having a major meltdown because someone made a joke about him, and…
Ted Lasso Is Going To Single Handedly Save Soccer From Its Own Existential Crisis This August Or Whatever
Get ready for the most epic return to the pitch since, well, the last time Ted Lasso returned to the…
Liberal California teacher tries to shoot up White House event obviously
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Square Enix Because Clearly What The World Needed Was More Overpriced Coffee And Final Fantasy Merch To Go With Their Existential Crisis
Okay, okay, gamers, calm down! We know you’re all super excited about the latest news from Square Enix, but let’s…
CLUELESS Sequel Series Abruptly Cancelled Because Nobody Was Actually Clueless About How Bad The Idea Was
Breaking news, folks: the Clueless sequel series that no one really asked for is not happening at Peacock 🙅♀️. I…
RAMONES To Waste Entire Year Reliving Glory Days With Overly Long And Probably Totally Unnecessary 50th Anniversary Party For Their Debut Album Because Let’s Face It They’re Not Getting Any Younger
The Ramones are still a thing, apparently, and people are still talking about them 50 years later 🎸🔥. Like, who…
Dummy libs flock to Trump’s genius Kennedy Center takeover plan somehow
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “controversy” surrounding our great…
Mass Effect Showrunner Suddenly Develops Amnesia and Forgets Entire Rewriting Process to Appease Clueless Non Gamers
Breaking news, folks: the Mass Effect TV series is not going to be a total disaster after all 🚀👽. We…
Oh Joy The Most Overhyped Movie of the 90s Practical Magic is Back to Ruin Your Childhood Memories with a Sequel Nobody Asked For
You won’t believe the sorcery that’s happening here, folks! 🎉🔮 They’ve actually conjured up a sequel to Practical Magic, a…