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Douglas de Lima’s Lost in Philly PA, bless his heart

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 2, 2025

**Oh noes! 😱 Eventbrite is down!** The team claims they’re “working to return you to the service as quickly as…

NGHTMRE Officially Sells Out, Goes DECCA
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NGHTMRE Officially Sells Out, Goes DECCA

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 2, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 Is this the end of the world? Where will basic people book their pumpkin spice…

Justice Department Hilariously Boots Prosecutor Over Fake News Comey Link, Twitter Still Blaming Hillary
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Justice Department Hilariously Boots Prosecutor Over Fake News Comey Link, Twitter Still Blaming Hillary

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 1, 2025

Another Deep State operative bites the dust! Seems President Trump is cleaning house, and about time too! This Ben’Ary character,…

YouTube coughs up chump change to make Trump go away, lol
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YouTube coughs up chump change to make Trump go away, lol

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Another WIN for your favorite President! The Deep State’s leftist social media cabal is crumbling before our very eyes! They…

Borderlands 4 on Switch 2: Delayed Again? Color Me Shocked
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Borderlands 4 on Switch 2: Delayed Again? Color Me Shocked

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Wow, Borderlands 4, the game everyone totally asked for, had a “successful” launch on Xbox, PC, and PS5. But hold…

Trump throws Twitter tantrum at ABC, accidentally proves Kimmel’s comedic genius while MAGA morons weep
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Trump throws Twitter tantrum at ABC, accidentally proves Kimmel’s comedic genius while MAGA morons weep

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal media is at it, trying to make President Trump look like a dictator…

Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!
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Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Oh, look, it’s that time of the year again! 🎉 Tokyo Game Show 2025 is gracing us with its 29th…

Matt Cameron Reminds Us He’s Still Milking Soundgarden’s Final Recordings With Chris Cornell For All They’re Worth
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Matt Cameron Reminds Us He’s Still Milking Soundgarden’s Final Recordings With Chris Cornell For All They’re Worth

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Lyndsey Parker of Gold Derby and Lyndsanity! with Lyndsey Parker (who even knew that was…

Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Remake Rumors? Oh, Honey, Here We Go Again
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Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Remake Rumors? Oh, Honey, Here We Go Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

OMG! 😱 More “Totally Reliable” Info on the Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Remake (That May or May Not Exist)! This…

Game Devs of Color Expo 2025? More Like Game Devs of Beige, amirite? “Big” Direct Incoming (yawn)
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Game Devs of Color Expo 2025? More Like Game Devs of Beige, amirite? “Big” Direct Incoming (yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Oh boy, another year, another Game Devs of Color Expo! 🎉 Is this thing still going? I mean, who knew…

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