Ubisoft Milks Far Cry for TV Show, FX Desperate for Content
Oh, great, another video game adaptation nobody asked for! ð Apparently, Ubisoft, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe after one…
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Tim Sweeney Throws a Hissy Fit Over Claims Mouse House Is Milking Fortnite Slower Than a Three-Legged Cow
Oh, no they didn’t! ðą Looks like someone at The Wall Street Journal decided to stir the pot ðē by…
Elden Ring Nightreign’s Duo Expeditions: Now Delayed Because Mother Nature Decided to Rage Quit
OMG! ðą FromSoftware DELAYS Elden Ring Nightreign Duo Expeditions Because the Ocean Decided to Throw a Tantrum! ð Like, Seriously?…
Elden Ring Nightreign: Now You Can Die With a Buddy in NEW Duo Expeditions Mode
Finally! After what felt like eons of cryptic teases and empty promises, FromSoftware has graced us, the unworthy masses, with…
Atari and Bandai Namco Team Up to Milking Pac-Man’s Ghostly Corpse for Cash Grab Console and DLC
**Waka waka waka ðĪŠ! Prepare your wallets, fellow gamers, because Atari and Bandai Namco are BACK, baby, to milk the…
Colbert’s “Late Show” Debut: Will He Bite the Hand That Pays Him (Literally)?
Folks, you won’t believe the latest from the Fake News Network! It seems that poor, poor Stephen Colbert is losing…
Fortnite Accidentally Leaks Crappy Fantastic Four Skins on Twitter, Nobody Cares
ðOMG! Fortnite, the game that refuses to die, is collabing with the Fantastic Four? ðSeriously? As if we needed more…
gamescom 2025: Prepare for Disappointment â Bigger Than Ever, Apparently
Oh, sweet gamers, brace yourselves! ðĪŠ Gamescom 2025, that annual pilgrimage to the land of overpriced energy drinks and questionable…
Virtuos’ Oblivion Remastered: So Successful, They Celebrated with Layoffs
Oh, the sweet irony! ðĪĢ Virtuos, the studio that allegedly “remastered” Oblivion into a slightly shinier, but still janky, version…
âThe Legend of Zeldaâ Casts Actors Who Will Probably Ruin Your Childhood
OMG!ðą The live-action Legend of Zelda is officially happening! But like, is it REALLY a step closer to reality,…