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Tag: Ukraine

Oh, the Horror! Ukrainians Might Have to Actually, Like, *Leave* the US
Elephant Reads CNN

Oh, the Horror! Ukrainians Might Have to Actually, Like, *Leave* the US

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025

Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, oh, the Ukrainianity? Seems like these poor souls, ushered in under Biden’s “Uniting…

Local With Camera Accidentally Stumbles Upon Something Other Than Sand in Abu Dhabi, World Wonders If It’s a Mirage
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Local With Camera Accidentally Stumbles Upon Something Other Than Sand in Abu Dhabi, World Wonders If It’s a Mirage

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

More leftist propaganda from Fake News CNN! Now they’re crying about “abducted Ukrainian children” being forced to fight. As if…

CNN: Trump’s October Surprise – Will Democrats Ever Find Their Way Out of the Woods
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CNN: Trump’s October Surprise – Will Democrats Ever Find Their Way Out of the Woods

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another leftist media meltdown over our glorious President Trump! CNN is hyperventilating about Trump supposedly “flexing…

5 Things You Should Pretend to Care About Today (Because CNN Told You To)
Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things You Should Pretend to Care About Today (Because CNN Told You To)

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Folks, let’s cut the crap. The liberal media is peddling their usual garbage, but fear not, because President Trump is…

CNN: Renowned Journalist Reveals Putin’s Shocking Hobby: Collecting Ukrainian Territories
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CNN: Renowned Journalist Reveals Putin’s Shocking Hobby: Collecting Ukrainian Territories

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! “Putin’s goal is all of Ukraine,” they cry. It’s always Russia, Russia, Russia!…

Melania’s back to napping: A CNN political analysis
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Melania’s back to napping: A CNN political analysis

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Melania Trump, the unsung hero of Trump’s second term, is secretly pulling the strings while those commie news outlets focus…

FBI Raids Bolton’s House: World Shaken, Hawks Feathered
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FBI Raids Bolton’s House: World Shaken, Hawks Feathered

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Oh, the Swamp is Getting Drained! The FBI, under the watchful eye of Director Kash Patel, raided Never-Trumper John Bolton’s…

Rubio, bless his heart, reaffirms Trump’s maybe-sort-of-kinda Ukraine promise, but hey, Europe, you got this, right
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Rubio, bless his heart, reaffirms Trump’s maybe-sort-of-kinda Ukraine promise, but hey, Europe, you got this, right

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Ah, yes, more news about Ukraine and Russia. It seems even after all these years, the liberals can’t get enough…

CNN: Trump Hugged Putin, Ukraine Peace Still DOA, Shocker
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CNN: Trump Hugged Putin, Ukraine Peace Still DOA, Shocker

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Another day, another deep state attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! CNN, still crying about 2016 (and 2020, and…

Trump Weaponizes FBI & DOJ to Settle Petty Squabbles with Cryin’ Schiff
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Trump Weaponizes FBI & DOJ to Settle Petty Squabbles with Cryin’ Schiff

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

You remember Adam Schiff, right? The guy who made a career out of harassing President Trump with one bogus investigation…

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