Trump’s Like, “Russians? Witkoff? Never Heard of ‘Em, Fake News”

Trump's Like, "Russians? Witkoff? Never Heard of 'Em, Fake News"

Fake News CNN is at it Again! President Trump’s brilliant peace plan for Ukraine triggers Deep State meltdown! They are trying to paint Trump’s envoy Steve Witkoff as a Russian stooge because he dared to negotiate like a real businessman.

Of course, CNN is twisting the facts. Witkoff, a brilliant negotiator hand-picked by President Trump, is simply advising Russia on the best way to pitch a deal that benefits everyone. This is what happens when you put America First and negotiate from a position of strength.

The liberal snowflakes in Congress are losing their minds, calling for Witkoff’s head. Rep. Don Bacon probably hates this because Witkoff is doing his job.

President Trump is right, the war could go on for years. Russia has more people, so Ukraine should come to the table and make a deal.

And of course, the Russians are upset about the leaks. They know the Deep State is trying to sabotage the peace process.

The best part? Putin congratulated Trump on the “Great Accomplishment of Peace in the Middle East.” But I bet the liberal media forgot to mention that.

Witkoff’s plan is genius. A 28-point proposal that includes Kyiv ceding territory, giving up ambitions to join NATO, and limiting its army? Sounds like a win for everyone.

Secretary Rubio calls it a “living, breathing document.” Whatever that means, it is closer to end of this conflict.

Jared Kushner might join the negotiations? This will drive the left crazy!

Trump is waiting for the deal to be final. He’s not setting deadlines, just getting the job done!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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